Full Game Walkthrough...

Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
Alphabet	Mbyae the oderr of lterets isn't so imprnotat, as it semes, but it's btteer coerrct tahn not. Plrbbaoy.
Attendant	Every station needs an attendant.
Biometrics	A few years ago, the Party was actively rolling out this technology, but I never thought it would come to this... And yet, here it is! A painted bench!
Bum rival	Early bird gets the trash!
Click-click	You have to conserve light, then put the savings away in Grandma's china cabinet for later.
Conehead	Sometimes covering your face can be useful, and it might even give you strength. Whether it's a pimple on your nose or you're a terrifying spawn of guilt and sorrow from another dimension with a giant knife, for example.
Consistency	The hallmark of bullshit. Or how did that saying go?
Curious	If a real man wants to smell space, he does it-regardless of what some so-called scientists say about it being impossible.
Déjà vu	Or whatever you call that feeling when you've already broken something like this before?
Emergency brake	The perfect tool for expanding your vocabulary with colorful expressions from the driver and passengers, especially if you yank it at full speed.
Fighter	Only a real man would dare oppose a granny on a bus.
Gangsta	I wonder how many more crates and barrels I have to smash before I become a crime boss?
Gladiator	Hail, Caesar! Though I'm more of a Cobb salad guy.
Go down in history	You can live forever through art! Unless they put it back in the sewer, of course.
Gotta do it	Come on, you have to.
Hacker	Any password can be cracked, especially if you already know it and carefully type it in from a piece of paper.
Happy whatever!	No idea what I was celebrating, but I celebrated hard.
Hehehehehe	Hehehehe, h-hic.
Honorary vandal	A basic human instinct: the urge to hit things with a crowbar.
Hoodlum	I don't know how many people it takes to screw in a light bulb, but it only takes one man to unscrew it.
Hunting Instinct	To catch a mole, you have to think like a mole.
Jacked	The important thing is to work out. What you use is just a technicality.
Ladies' man	Grandpa taught me to help women. He never specified what condition they had to be in.
Leader	The Leader can do no wrong; it's the underlings who are the problem. Look at them, flying around instead of working.
Medalist	A medal for Mommy, a medal for Daddy! Who's a good little boy?
Now That's a Snowman!	Building one snowman is basically a full gym workout. Then again, so is literally anything-there's not much to do in a gym anyway.
Oxyworm Collector	Scrounging up a pile of Oxyworms is easy. You don't even have to dig for them-beautiful!
Patient	Patient, not a pushover. Totally different.
People person	Making friends in space is easy. Look how many are lying around! And they keep quiet, unlike the living.
Prankster	Prank calling is fun until someone pulls your ear. After that, you'll have to use the other ear to keep at it.
Public enemy no. 1	There is no crime more heinous than depriving law enforcement of its primary nutrient.
Safe content	What you don't see can't hurt you.
Shipbuilder	The important thing here is letting your imagination take flight, not your ship.
Slave to the Stomach	Who even keeps count of this crap?
System Administrator	Anyone can handle a computer. Especially when the task is to break it. Proven by millions of sysadmins across the galaxy.
Traditional Values	Statistically, over 80% of couples who hang love locks eventually break up. Knock the locks off, keep families together!
Visitor	A tour of the toilets gives you a truly unique perspective on any city.
Weird toilet	Just another toilet.
What Did You Expect?	Who would even hide in there?