Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
BONK champion!	Fists go BONK.
Banana...?	Banana.
Certified Gamer Dad	You launched the game and you're now a certified gamer dad!
Certified Mower Dad	I came. I mowed. I kicked grass.
GRAVITY HAMMER!!	It make big boom!
I went to space	Launch pad goes weee.
KABOOM!!	Ehehe Box goes kaboom.
Knock knock!	Who's there? A knuckle sandwich!
Professional dad certificate	This is only for the most professional dads.
Splish splash	Dad's can't swim, so why would you do that?
Win one game!	Congratulations, you won your first game!