Acquire the three items that the Pretentious Artist has lost then complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding tattoo.

Tattoo	How to unlock
"42"	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Terrycloth Tackle equipped.
Accordion	Complete a softcore ascension as a Accordion Thief.
Axe	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform equipped.
Beer	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Frat Boy Ensemble equipped.
Black "I"	Complete one hardcore ascension.
Black "II"	Complete two hardcore ascensions.
Black "III"	Complete three hardcore ascensions.
Black "IV"	Complete four hardcore ascensions.
Black "IX"	Complete nine hardcore ascensions.
Black "V"	Complete five hardcore ascensions.
Black "VI"	Complete six hardcore ascensions.
Black "VII"	Complete seven hardcore ascensions.
Black "VIII"	Complete eight hardcore ascensions.
Black "X"	Complete ten hardcore ascensions.
Black "XI"	Complete eleven hardcore ascensions.
Black "XI+"	Complete twelve hardcore ascensions.
Black Helmet	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Black Armaments equipped.
Broken Bottle	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Frat Warrior Fatigues equipped.
Bugbear	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Bugbear Costume equipped.
Burning Tire	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia equipped.
Cloaca-Cola	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Cloaca-Cola Uniform equipped.
Clock	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Time Trappings equipped.
Clockwork	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Clockwork Apparatus equipped.
Clown	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Terrifying Clown Suit equipped.
Crimbo Pineapple	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Tropical Crimbo Duds equipped.
Disco Ball	Complete a softcore ascension as a Disco Bandit.
Duct tape	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Tapered Threads equipped.
Dyspepsi	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform equipped.
Egg	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Grass Guise equipped..
El Vibrato	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the El Vibrato Relics equipped.
Elbereth	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Yendorian Finery equipped.
Fourty Two	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Terrycloth Tackle equipped.
Gnauga	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Gnauga Tattoo equipped.
Greasy Bacon	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Tawdry Tramp Togs equipped.
Heart	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise equipped.
Helmet	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Antique Arms And Armor equipped.
Hobo Glyph	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Hodgman"s Regal Frippery equipped.
Jellyfish	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Encephalic Ensemble equipped.
Light	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Bow Tux equipped.
Log	Complete a softcore ascension as a Seal Clubber.
Loser	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Furry Suit equipped.
Maple Leaf	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the OK Lumberjack Outfit equipped.
Martini	Acquired randomly when drinking Martinis.
Meat stack	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Bounty-hunting Rig equipped.
Ninja	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Hot And Cold Ninja Running Suit equipped.
No Beer	Complete a hardcore teetotaler ascension.
No Pasta	Complete a hardcore boozetafarian ascension.
Palette	Find The Pretentious Artists 3 Items.
Palm Leaves	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Palmist Paraphernalia equipped.
Pasta Spoon	Complete a softcore ascension as a Pastamancer.
Peace	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Filthy Hippy Disguise equipped.
Pickaxe And Shovel	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Mining Gear equipped.
Pile of Garbage	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Vile Vagrant Vestments equipped.
Pirate	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Swashbuckling Getup equipped.
Pixel	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the 8-Bit Finery equipped.
Present	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Crimbo Duds equipped.
Radio	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Radio Free Regalia equipped.
Recycling	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Glad Bag Glad Rags outfit equipped.
Salad	A one in four chance of acquiring this tattoo every time you eat a delicious salad.
Saucepan	Complete a softcore ascension as a Sauceror.
Scientific Oxygen Diagram	Complete a hardcore oxygenaerian ascension.
Snowballs	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments equipped.
Snowflake	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear equipped.
Sparkling Accordion	Complete a hardcore ascension as an Accordion Thief.
Sparkling Disco Ball	Complete a hardcore ascension as a Disco Bandit.
Sparkling Log	Complete a hardcore ascension as a Seal Clubber.
Sparkling Pasta Spoon	Complete a hardcore ascension as a Pastamancer.
Sparkling Saucepan	Complete a hardcore ascension as a Sauceror.
Sparkling Turtle	Complete a hardcore ascension as a Turtle Tamer.
Star	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Star Garb equipped.
Super Sparkling Accordion	Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as an Accordion Thief.
Super Sparkling Disco Ball	Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Disco Bandit.
Super Sparkling Log	Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Seal Clubber.
Super Sparkling Pasta Spoon	Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Pastamancer.
Super Sparkling Saucepan	Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Sauceror.
Super Sparkling Turtle	Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Turtle Tamer.
Turtle	Complete a softcore ascension as a Turtle Tamer.
WAR	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the War Hipppy Fatigues equipped.
White "I"	Complete one softcore ascension.
White "II"	Complete two softcore ascension.
White "III"	Complete three softcore ascension.
White "IV"	Complete four softcore ascension.
White "IX"	Complete nine softcore ascension.
White "V"	Complete five softcore ascension.
White "VI"	Complete six softcore ascension.
White "VII"	Complete seven softcore ascension.
White "VIII"	Complete eight softcore ascension.
White "X"	Complete ten softcore ascension.
White "XI"	Complete eleven softcore ascension.
White "XI+"	Complete twelve softcore ascension.
Wreath	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Arboreal Raiment equipped.