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	Various Steam Achievements...

Host the game and play with a friend. Set five kills as a win, and have your friend remain idle as you win each time. To make this faster, your friend can simply disconnect after joining the match giving you the win immediately. Select "Retry" in the match result window and a new match will begin and end immediately. Repeat the process until the achievement has been earned.

Complete the listed task to unlock the corresponding Steam achievement. To view your achievements and statistics in the Steam client, select "Community", then search for the "Magicka: Wizards Of The Square Tablet (PC)" game hub. Select the "View Stats" drop down option, then choose the option for your username's achievements.

Achievement	How to unlock
"Whoops"	Multiplayer: Kill a fellow wizard.
An ice lady	Defeat Disa.
Atomic backstab	Multiplayer: Deal at least 800 damage to a fellow wizard in one attack.
Badass	Win a stage by blowing every single enemy to bits.
Badbutt	Win a stage without ever using the Life element.
Black comedy gold	Let a Seagal die from Oil.
Chunky salsa	Gib three enemies in one second.
Critical existence failure	Blow yourself up with a regular self-targeted spell.
Extra style bonus	Explode so hard that your staff makes 3 full rotations before landing.
Go out with a bang	Cast Supernova.
Goddess buster	Defeat Helsdottir.
Green wins by doing nothing	Multiplayer: Have the green wizard never die or cast a single spell and still win the stage.
Interactive paradox	Unlock this achievement to unlock this achievement.
Knock your block off	Get decapitated.
Legendary demise	Suffer at least 5000 damage in one blow.
No respect for personal space	Multiplayer: Telefrag a fellow wizard.
Oblivious to the elements	Die from a stage hazard.
Out to get you	Get killed by your own staff.
Paranoid	Imbue a personal barrier with three different elements.
Party trick	Get blown to bits and have your staff get stuck in the ground pole-first.
Passing the moose test	Defeat the Elk Dragon.
Spectacular demise	Suffer at least 1000 damage in one blow.
Sudden demise	Suffer at least 500 damage in one blow.
Surpassing the Master	Defeat Grampa the Gray.
The detentaclenator	Defeat the Dark Young.
The weakest link	Multiplayer: Die at least twice as often as all your teammates combined.
The yellow wizard always dies	Multiplayer: Have the yellow wizard die first in a stage's very first encounter.
Tonight we dine on crab soup	Defeat the Big Friendly Crab.
Whack-a-shark	Kill a Land Shark with a Thunder bolt.
You and your friends are dead	Multiplayer: Have a team of four wizards all die.
Your only friend	Purchase a familiar.