Full Gameplay Walkthrough...

Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
...I am Pagliacci!	Get a Rorschach test with the visitor's answers.
A Little Treat!	Buy a pastry.
Are They Really Edible?	Witness the arrival of the Mushroom Satan.
As Long As They Enjoy It...	Solve the zombie problem with flesh-eating locusts.
Augmented Humanity	Witness the spread of Gray Slime.
Blue Duct Tape	Resolve the budget-cyberpunk-anarchy crisis with Machina Fatorum.
Bring me antidepressants, Santa!	Buy antidepressants 50 times.
Bug Power!	Fight off alien invaders with mutant insects.
Click-Clack!	Punch 25 passes.
Connection Lost	Resolve the hacker-dictatorship crisis with Machina Fatorum.
Cyberjurassic Park	Witness the rise of cyberanimals.
Did You Leave Your Head At Home?!	Witness how ninjas do things.
Digital Magic	Handle the overgrown Tardifuma with technomagic.
Don't Blink!	Encounter a weeping angel.
Drastic Measures	Witness the destruction of the city by a nuclear explosion.
Excellent Guard	Not a single mistake all day.
Fire With Fire!	Solve the problem of the unknown infection with Tardifuma.
Flesh Is Stronger Than Steel!	Resolve the cyberman-rebellion crisis with Machina Fatorum.
Full Belly, Happy Heart	Buy 3 sandwiches in one evening.
Fungal Salvation!	Handle the overgrown Tardifuma with fungal spores.
Hard Day	End the workday with 1 point of sanity.
Here's Your Pass!	Punch 100 passes.
I Saw Some ...	Face 25 emergency situations in the isolation ward.
I Swear There Was an Invisible Man!	Conduct an experiment in the empty isolation ward.
I Told The Mushrooms I Wouldn't Eat Them!	Resolve the Mushroom Satan crisis with Machina Fatorum.
I Was Just Following Orders	Call security 100 times.
If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It!	Solve the problem of the unknown infection with alien technologies.
Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane?	Encounter a superhero.
Is That Megazord?!	Witness the technomancer rebellion.
It's Just Not Your Day	Not a single right decision all day.
Jiminy Cricket!	Resolve the mutant-insects-aggression crisis with Machina Fatorum.
Kuato Lives!	Encounter a man who recalled everything.
Major Arcana	Take photos of all tarot anomalies.
Maître D'	Send 100 people to the isolation ward.
Nasty, But Effective!	Fight off alien invaders with Gray Slime.
New Workplace	Move to 2nd floor.
Next!	Punch 300 passes.
No Overtime!	Run out of time.
No magic outside of Hogwarts!	Resolve the hacker-rebellion crisis with Machina Fatorum.
Not-So-Healthy Diet	Handle the overgrown Tardifuma by summoning the gingerbread golems.
Nothing a Little Duct Tape Can't Fix!	Solve the zombie problem with homemade cyberimplants.
One-Way Pass	Call security 10 times.
Ones and Zeroes	Witness the emergence of a hacker dictatorship.
Petrificus Totalus!	Induce petrification with the camera.
Professional	Not a single mistake for five days in a row.
Quack!	Mr. Duck has grown a bit...
Quarantine	Send 10 people to the isolation ward.
Remember Me!	Witness the decline of civilization and complete anarchy.
Say "Cheese!"	Take photos of 100 anomalies.
Spring Cleaning	Resolve the Gray Slime spread crisis with Machina Fatorum.
Tech-Savvy!	Solve the zombie problem with microchipping.
The WHAT Probe?!	Witness the alien invasion.
This Mushroom Is Medicinal!	Solve the problem of the unknown infection with Los Huevos fungi.
This Will Only Sting a Bit!	Accidentally graze an anomaly when taking a blood sample.
Too Many Calories!	Resolve the Gozer the Sweetener arrival crisis with Machina Fatorum.
Total Disinfestation	Resolve the cyberanimal-aggression crisis with Machina Fatorum.
Tremors	Witness the Parasite's taking its final form.
We Have a Disco Ball	Send 50 people to the isolation ward.
We Need a Disinfectant!	Witness the mutant-insect attack.
We Too Have Technology!	Fight off alien invaders with cybermen.
Weird Science	Conduct all experiments in the isolation ward.
What's That Button For?	Call security for the first time.
Where the Hell Am I?	Move to 3rd floor.
Who You Gonna Call?	Witness the arrival of Gozer the Sweetener.
World Saved: 1	Help Machina Fatorum save the world (maybe)
You Never Asked For It...	Witness the cyberman rebellion.
You're a Guard, Harry!	Finish your first workday.
Zombies On Your Lawn!	Witness the zombie apocalypse.