Complete the following tasks to unlock the achievements.

Achievement	How to unlock	Points
Above The Law	Get the cop killer bonus.	2000
Boom!	Get hundred kills with the remote bomb.	2500
Both Barrels	Get hundred kills with the shotgun.	2500
Brawler	Win five brawl matches.	1500
Conqueror	Win five conquest matches.	1500
Crook	Get three stars in every event in the first episode.	5000
Gangster	Win five gang warfare matches.	1500
Godfather	Get three stars in every event in the sixth episode.	5000
Golden Globe	Get three stars in every event.	10000
Goodfella	Get three stars in every event in the fourth episode.	5000
Hit Man	Get three stars in every event in the third episode.	5000
King	Win five kingpin matches.	1500
L33t	Win ten online matches.	3000
Life's Not Fair	Get the irony bonus.	1500
Light 'Em Up!	Get hundred kills with the laser.	2500
Made The Cut	Win five knockout.	1500
N00b	Finish an online match.	1000
Off To The Races	Win five races.	1500
Pecked To Death	Get hundred kills with the pistol.	2500
Public Enemy #1	Get 10,000 kills in total.	5000
Pyro	Get 200 kills with the flamethrower.	2500
Raking It In	Win five rampage events.	1500
Robber	Win five capture the swag matches.	1500
Rocket Man	Get 400 rocket kills.	2500
Shrapnel Wounds	Get 200 grenade kills.	2500
Snowman Slayer	Destroyed a snowman.	1500
Spitting Lead	Get 300 kills with the minigun.	2500
Sprinter	Win five sprints.	1500
Thief	Get three stars in every event in the second episode.	5000
Three-Star General	Get three stars in a campaign event.	1500
Turret Master	Get thousand kills with the autoturret.	2500
Unto The Breach	Complete an event.	1000
Up Close and Personal	Get hundred kills with the knife.	2500
Veteran	Finish ten online matches.	2000
Yakuza	Get three stars in every event in the fifth episode.	5000
Zero Tolerance	Get the cops to call in the military.	3000