After spawning on the "Goat Ville" map, look towards the cornfields. A dirt track is to the left and the goat ring is to the right. It is a red ring with people cheering around it. Step in the ring and a goat will be summoned each round. Push them out any way possible. Do not allow your opponent to headbutt you. If you cannot headbutt or kick them out, knock them down and lick them to drag them near the edge of the ring. Be careful not to walk out of the perimiter yourself. Each time you win a round, your goat gets slightly larger. Defeat four goats to earn this achievement.
Easy "Angel Goat" achievement
Start the game and allow it to idle for five minutes in order to avoid causing any property damage or bodily injury.
Easy "Around the World on 5 Trampolines" achievement
Use the Anti-gravity Mutator to make it much easier to direct yourself when on the trampolines.
Easy "Boulder of Death" achievement
Carefully look in the general direction of the Pentagram to see a boulder on top of a hill. Roll it to earn the achievement.
Easy "Builder Goat" achievement
Find the three Minecraft style blocks hidden in the "Goat City Bay" map.
Grass block: Go to the blue concrete half-pipe in the city. Notice that there are two hills that overlook the skate park. One leads to the wind altar for "The Savage" achievement and UFO. The other hill leads to the grass block. If you are staring up at the hills, follow the one to the right. At the top of that hill are three boulders of death. Follow the bottom of the cliff to the right visually to see an abnormally bright green grass block hovering and rotating. Run over it to pick it up. Note: If you start at the middle of the half-pipe, you can run straight through the goal leading up the hill and get very close to it (Screenshot 3).
Wood plank block: Go towards the parking lot at the carnival. To the left should be a time trial icon hovering over a barrel on the ground. Follow the nearby dirt path. You will eventually find an alcove with a speed boat to your left and a tree to the right. The block is in a dirt patch behind the tree, closer to the rocks (Screenshot 1).
Cobblestone block: Go to the cemetery behind the three windmills. You can either take the dirt path down to the cemetery, or jump off the cliff behind the windmills. The cobblestone block is located closer to the base of the cliff near the windmill (Screenshot 2).
Easy "Columbian Sugar Lord" achievement
From the Goat Bay spawn point, enter the pink house. You can find money and "sugar" on a table. Lick the sugar, then quickly sprint to the boat on the right side of the higher building, which has the party on the roof. Note: Your time is limited, so take shortcuts such as breaking through the pink house's window to reach the boat in time.
Easy "Demogoat" achievement
Get on top of the dam found at the top of the hill to the left, on the opposite side of the map from the carnival, to find several gas canisters. Headbutt the group of ten near the center to make them explode. You can drag more canisters to the cluster to increase the chance that at least ten will explode.
Easy "Devil Goat" achievement
Find the pentagram located in the extreme north-east corner of the map. Drag five bodies over to the pentagram and leave them there. Alternately, if the Queen Goat is unlocked already, stand on top of the pentagram and press R to rain goats.
Easy "Disgusting" and "Ling Ling Into Battle Go" achievements
In the Goat City Bay level, find the sewer entrance pipe in the water between the roller coaster carnival and the Put-In Hotel. It is next to the bridge. Enter the tunnel and follow it to find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Easy "Dodge This" achievement
Travel northeast from your spawn point and find the BBQ party either to the right of the dev's house or northwest of the pool and waterslide area. There is a boulder on a cliff directly above the BBQ party. Lick it and drag it to the field where the hillbilly is doing donuts, then place the boulder in front of him.
Easy "Don't Panic" achievement
Go to the building with the party on the roof. Once on top, face the sea, then fall down to the pool. On the side of the pool is paper printed with "42". Lick it, then bring it to the flying saucer behind the skate park.
Easy "Flip-Kick" achievement
Find the blue skating half pipe. Notice the beach ball on the top part of the half pipe. Lick the ball, then it behind your goat. Jump, do a backflip in the air, then kick the ball before landing. Use our slow time power to make this easier.
Easy "GoatBuilt" achievement
The Parkour obstacle course is found on the Goat City Bay map. Follow the road where you spawn until you pass the amusement park parking lot. To your left is a garden with goats on tree branches. The Parkour course is at the woods just past that garden. Begin game play with the Angel Goat and Double Jump mutations. Find the rock up on the hill and use it to double jump to the platform. Alternately, build a tower out of the Minecraft blocks to the final platform.
Easy "Goats 'n' Stuff" achievement
Get on top of the "Put-in Hotel" and find the party. Stand on the table in front of the man wearing the strange mask.
Easy "Hat Simulator" achievement
Purchase every hat available from the hat shop. Because there is a total of six hats, six money packs are required. You can find two money packs in the pink house near the spawn point, one money pack in the shop next to the hat shop, two money packs in the Put-in Hotel on the floor above the reception, and a final money pack in the carnival behind the elevator to the roller coaster.
Easy "Here's Johnny!" achievement
After spawning on the "Goat City Bay" map, walk down the hill and pass the blue house on the right. Enter into the alleyway after that house. You should be able to see a light blue or gray house with two garage doors. One of them open. Walk into the garage and go to the left side. Lick the axe on the table.
Easy "I can't believe that worked" achievement
Start in Goatville and go into the antigravity facility behind the gas station. There is a place where you can jump the fence or you can go through the hole in the fence behind the gas station, near a soccer goal. Break down the container walls and walk up the metal walkway to the left and enter the fan room. You can jump and remain suspended in the air inside the fan room. You can do as many flips as desired as long as you remain over the fans. Try to stay directly over the fan and away from the edges. After doing as many flips as needed, get your hooves back under you and guide yourself to the edge of the room. You must land correctly to earn the achievement. You can also land in the rafters or on the windowsill if desired.
Easy "The Flapmaster" achievement
From your spawn point, travel north until you are almost at the tunnel, then move east and walk into the second house you find. If done correctly, the "A Goat Amongst Legends" challenge will start. Go up to the second floor, and press R at the television to play "Flappy Goat". This is easier if you do not have any other powers available, or rebinding the "Action" key to something else. Also try knocking the sofa and table out of the way, and zoom in to the television for a better view. Make it past ten obstacles in the mini-game without dying to score 10 points.
Slender Goat
Although not an official unlockable character, it is possible to turn your goat into a Slender Man variant. Find all trophies in Goatville to unlock Space Goat. Defeat all the goats in the Fighting Arena in Goatville to unlock Ripped Goat. Then, select "Custom Game" at the main menu. Select Space Goat and Ripped Goat, then choose any map.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reference
In the Goat City Bay level, find the sewer entrance pipe in the water between the roller coaster carnival and the Put-In Hotel. It is next to the bridge. Enter the tunnel and follow it to find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
