By completing certain objectives in the game, you'll unlock special awards and titles.

Achievement	How to unlock
A Box of Quackers	Purchase Petri the Duck.
All 20s	Roll into only the 20s holes in one game.
All 50s	Roll into only the 50s holes in one game.
Amazing Skee Baller	Score 1,200 points on one game.
Avast Mateys! Treasure Ho!	Purchase the Treasure Map.
Best. Score. Ever.	Score 8,000 points in one game.
Champion Skee Baller	Score 800 points in one game.
Cheese It! Before They Realize What Happened!	Purchase Some Kid's Tickets.
Don't Burn Your House Down!	Purchase the Mini Disco Light.
Don't Worry, Ball Happily	Purchase the Smiley Ball.
Every Hole in the Game	Roll into every hole in one game.
Finally, The No Homework On Friday Bill Will Get Passed	Purchase a US Senate Seat.
Fresh From the Carnegie Deli	Purchase the Pastrami Sandwich
God-Like Skee Baller	Score 6,000 points in one game.
Guaranteed Entrance to the Club on a Friday Night	Purchase the Gorilla Bodyguard.
Hotshot Expert Skee Baller	Score 4,000 points in one game.
It's Good To Own Land	Purchase the Farmstead in Oklahoma.
Mullets Are Still Fashionable	Purchase the Giant Mullet Wig.
Now To Shoot An Epic Fantasy Film!	Purchase New Zealand.
Now To Take Over The World!	Purchase the Robot Henchman.
OMG Hugz!	Purchase a hug.
Perfect Game!	Score all 100s in one game.
PEW PEW PEW	Purchase the 8-Bit Ball.
Prepare To Scoop Dragon Poop	Purchase the Pet Dragon.
Proficient Skee Baller	Score 500 points in one game.
Re-Verify Our Range To Target	One Ping Only	Purchase the Nuclear Submarine.
Rising Skee Baller	Score 250 points in one game.
Says Here It's a Doyouthinkasaurus Rex	Purchase the Dinosaur Egg Ball.
Scare Your Siblings!	Purchase the Pinktoe Tarantula.
She's Smiling! Right? Right. Right?	Purchase the Mona Lisa.
So You Finally Caved and Bought One?	Purchase the Peruvian Flute Band CD.
The Ultimate Skee Baller	Score 5,000 points in one game.
Virtuoso Skee Baller	Score 2,000 points in one game.
Well Shut My Mouth and Paint Me Red	Purchase the Oversized Cowboy Hat.
With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility	Purchase the X-Ray Glasses.
You'll Have a Glow in the Dark Tongue	Purchase the Glow in the Dark Sucker.
You've Got Real Solar Flair	Purchase the Sun Ball.