Complete the following tasks to unlock Apple Game Center achievements.

Achievement	How to unlock
Chatty Cathy	Have a long and meaningful conversation with your monkey.
Cook of the Day	Keep your pet fed for a whole day.
Cook of the Month	Keep your pet fed for a whole month.
Cook of the Week	Keep your pet fed for a whole week.
Fart Machine	Get your monkey to really rip one.
Fun Day	Keep your pet happy for a full day.
Fun Month	Keep your pet happy for a full month.
Fun Week	Keep your pet happy for a full week.
Monkey Funeral	If your monkey should ever pass away...
One Day Annivers...	Keep your monkey alive for a day.
One Month Annive...	Keep your monkey alive for a month.
One Week Annive...	Keep your monkey alive for a week.
One Year Annive...	Keep your monkey alive for a year.
Overstuffed Toy	Get your monkey to over-eat.
Sadist	Get your monkey really mad.
Satisfaction	Make sure your monkey is happy and well-fed.
Serial Killer	Ok, the first time was an accident, but....
Unbalanced Diet	Get your monkey to eat something other than bananas.