Flappy Goat...
	Various Steam Achievements...

A version of the popular mobile game "Flappy Bird" can be found and played in this game. If you go into the Coffee Stain Studios building near the mountains and head upstairs, you'll see a large TV in one of the back rooms. Attack it and it'll turn on, and it will let you play "Flappy Goat", where the objective is to get your character through as many pipes as possible by pressing R to bounce him up.

Achievement	How to unlock
A Story about my elevator	Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator.
A Story about my goat	I'm sorry about my goat.
Alexander Goatstafsson	Win the title bout!
An Unnecessary Journey	Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava.
Angel Goat	Do no evil.
Around the World on 5 Trampolines	Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Better than Warlords of Dredmor	Reach level 101.
BFF	Lick a friend.
Boat ride	Enjoy your trip.
Boulder of Death	Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Builder Goat	Find all the blocks.
Butthurt	Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Cardio kills your gains	Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Columbian Sugar Lord	Ride the boat while on a sugar rush.
Demogoat	Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time.
Devil Goat	We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Disgusting	Why did you step in that? Yuck.
Dodge This	Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Don't Panic	srsly.
Elfstreet Boys	Baa with the choir.
ExcaliGoat	Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator.
FINALLY	Become the master of the goat tower.
Flip-Kick	Kick something in the air while doing a backflip.
Goat of the hill	Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Goat Queen	Become the Queen of Goat Ville.
GoatBuilt	Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course.
Goats 'n' Stuff	Hold your own concert.
Goatta catch 'em all!	How do you catch goats?
Gravity Goat	Unlock the gravity goat mutator.
Hat Simulator	Buy all hats.
Here's Johnny!	Wield an axe with your tongue.
I can't believe that worked	Do 10 front flips in one trick.
I freaking love goats	Find all collectibles on level 2.
Involuntary QA	Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Is that a goat?	Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached.
Jörgen	Jörgen.
Jousting Goat	Unlock the jousting mutator.
Ling Ling into battle go	Fight the turtles.
LOEK master	Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue.
Love or Hate?	Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Malleus Maleficarum	Burn them!
Mattress Madness	Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Maximum MLG Big Plays	Knock a bucket into a person.
Mermaid Goat	Unlock the mermaid mutator.
Mile High Club	Lick the Hanging Glider.
Music Non Stop	Jump on the launchpad.
Neckbeard	Smell and look like one.
Not again...	Get deviously trapped again.
Old Goat	OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
One Ball	Ride a bike for 60 sec.
One man, two shots and a religion	Inflate that guy's knee.
Pedestrian	Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue.
Powerhoof SMASH	Kick a person into a car.
Rymdskepp i Rymden	Travel to space!
Sallskapsresan	Visit all zones on the MMO level.
Stand by for Goatfall	Finish all wallrun quest.
Steal the show	Do a card trick at the magician.
SteamWorld Goat	Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Steve's Quest	Give Steve Works the apples.
The Flapmaster	Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
The Icelandic Experience	It never erupts when you want it to.
The Mage's Favourite	Burn people from afar.
The Savage	Paint with all the colors of the wind.
Tony Goat	Finish all manual quests.
Try Hard	Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?	Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Valkyrie	Go on the catapult with a rider on your back.
Vegas, baby	Hit the Jackpot.
Voluntary QA	Trash the server room.
What is its purpose?	Trash the Goathenge.
Wheel Goat	Unlock the wheel of time mutator.