Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
Additional Thanks Pending	(Secret)
Buck-Wild Adventure	Your chances of saving these boys are looking nice. Real f***in' nice.
Cage-Rattling Anarcho-Hippie	Sided with Kyle.
Canon End	(Secret)
Cat-Man's World	Temporarily saved Frankie from his animal form. He's one of the two 'bara' characters.
Certified Non-Pirate	(Secret)
Filthy Bourgeois Loyalist	Sided with Edmund.
Good Intern	Suffered for the sake of unpaid labor.
Ha Ha, F*** You, Kyle!	(Secret)
Learned The Truth The Easy Way	(Secret)
Learned The Truth The Hard Way	(Secret)
Making Out With The Ferret Man	It makes sense in context, mom. Temporarily saved Kyle from his animal form.
Naked As The Day He Was Born	Temporarily saved Edmund from his animal form. Expect more easy achievements.
No Dinner 'Til Brooklyn	(Secret)
Not Sure How To Respond	(Secret)
Party Girl	(Secret)
See?	You can't be givin' away your property like some kinda mook! You got financial interests to look out for, see?
Serial Pervert	(Secret)
Sexy Gentle Giant	Temporarily saved Miguel from his animal form. He's the other 'bara' character.
The End, Good or Bad	(Secret)
There's No Fixing This	(Secret)
Threw Frankie Under The Bus	(Secret)
Well That Was Awkward	(Secret)
Where Did His Glasses Come From?	Temporarily saved Charlie from his animal form. Would you kiss a bear to save a hot guy?