Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
A Little Help Down Here?	Called in orbital support
A Quality All Its Own	Fielded 1,000 Logistics worth of units
Alas, Poor (Space) Yorick	Win a match after a teammate has lost. Thanks a bunch, pal
All I Do is Win	Conquered Silgul
Artillery! Artillery! Uber Alles	Completed the fourth Ascendency mission
Band of Tactically Compatible Networked Intelligences	Stomped the comp with human teammates
Basically Like Worf And Chewbacca Fighting Back To Back	Defeated an unfair-teams skirmish against Insane AIs with a fellow human fighting at your side
Beat The Turinium Test	Conquered Roceda
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!	Completed the second Escalation mission
Big Brother	Watch a game as an Observer
Biting the hand that fed you	Completed the ninth Escalation mission
Brainwhale!	Completed the third Ascendency mission
Can I Play Now, Daddy?	Completed the Tutorial
Come Get Some	Won a skirmish against unfair teams
Divided and conquered	Completed the seventh Escalation mission
Don't Hurt Me	Joined a ranked match
Fight the Future	Won a six-player match in the Ascendancy Wars
Fitter. Happier. More Productive	Won a match without wasting a single resource
For Humanity!	Won the Ascendancy Wars for the Post-Humans
Glowing Green	Own 10,000 radioactives
Good Sport	Stuck around to the bitter end in a multiplayer loss
Harbinger of Doom	Completed the fourth Escalation mission
Hell from Above	Completed the first Ascendency mission
Hitting it where it hurts	Completed the third Escalation mission
I Dread Very Little Indeed	Completed the sixth Ascendency mission
Infinitely Improbable	Won a game after your Nexus was dealt critical damage
It's a mad, mad world	Completed the eigth Escalation mission
It's new and improved!	Upgrade a building
Look at all of the wonderful toys	Completed the sixth Escalation mission
Loot Crate	Completed the first Memories mission
Love and Hate	Completed the third Memories mission
Master of the Singularity	Defeated an unfair-teams skirmish against Insane AIs with no human help
Mo' Metal, Mo' Problems	Didn't even sweat wasting 3,000 metal in a single match
My Constructs Blot Out the Sun	Completed the fifth Ascendency mission
My Kingdom For A Suitably Entangled Set of Subatomic Particles	Lost a skirmish game
No Further, Expansionist Pig-Dogs	Won a skirmish game as the Substrate
Not Too Proud	Won a skirmish with a handicap
Over ten thousand!	Own 10,000 metal
Paranoid Android	Won a 3+ player free-for-all game as Substrate
Probably Send These At The Other Guy's Nexus	Fielded 30 units of bombers at once
Real Ultimate Power	Won a match by destroying all opposition
Renegade Rumble	Completed the second Memories mission
Seeing Stars	Reached rank 5 in ranked multiplayer
She's Really Incurred My Wrath	Conquered Artorius
Six on one, sounds fair to me	Completed the fifth Escalation mission
Strike Force Omega	Conquered Falness
Sword and shield	Completed the first Escalation mission
The Final Countdown	Reached Legendary status in multiplayer. #respect
There Are Many Like It, But This One Is Mine	Reached level 5 with a Dreadnought
This Splinter is No Master	Complete the second Ascendency mission
This World is Mine	Won a skirmish game as the Post-Humans
Total Conversion	Won a match on victory points
Total Recall	Reached level 10 in any global upgrade
Wait, Don't They Eat People There?	Completed the eighth Ascendency mission