| Achievement | Description
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| - Smoke at least 100 cigarettes.
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| - Play the game in commentary mode, from the opening menu till the end.
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| - Listen to all of Lauren's dreams.
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| - Find the floating head easter egg.
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| - Find the game's blooper reel.
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| - Finish the game at least once.
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| - Make an unusual phone call.
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| - Take all four photographs.
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| - Get hit by the saxophone only once.
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| - Smoke less than 15 cigarettes by the end of the game.
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