Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
32 Milliamps	Destroy the Bathtub as the Toaster (Unlocks Blueberries)
A Salt and Pepper	Complete Normal Mode with Salt and Ground Black Pepper enabled
A Salt and Pepper Two - Electric Boogaloo	Complete Hard Mode with Salt and Ground Black Pepper enabled
Bane of the Fourth Star	Destroy the Bathtub on Hard Mode
Breakfast for Breakfast	Survive for more than 15 minutes in a single run
Breakfast for Dinner	Survive for more than 60 minutes in a single run
Breakfast for Lunch	Survive for more than 30 minutes in a single run
Breakfast Incarnate	Kill a total of 10,000 enemies
Broke Fast	Die on the first screen.
Can't Stop Won't Stop	Die a total of 5 times (Unlocks Butter Stick)
Champion of Breakfast	Obtain a score of 10,000,000
Cut a Rug	Make it through the Living Room without being hit (Unlocks Pretzel)
Daft Junk	Destroy the Scrap Car (Unlocks Hardboiled Egg)
Dominator	Kill a total of 100,000 enemies
Far Above the World	Make it through the Secret Level without being hit
Fearless	Destroy the Dread Gazebo on Hard Mode
Fixed Up	Make it through the Garage without being hit (Unlocks Croissant)
Flawless Breakfast	Make it through Normal Mode without being hit. (Unlocks Coffee)
Flawless Breakfast in Bed	Make it through Hard Mode without being hit.
Gettin' Real Spicy	Complete Hard Mode with any spice enabled
Gettin' Spicy	Complete Normal Mode with any spice enabled
God Emperor of Spice	Complete Hard Mode with all spices enabled
Harvest Season	Make it through the Backyard without being hit (Unlocks Semmel)
Hot Hot Tamale	Complete Hard Mode with Cayenne Pepper, Chili Powder, and Paprika enabled
Hot Tamale	Complete Normal Mode with Cayenne Pepper, Chili Powder, and Paprika enabled
I Don't Beleaf It	Complete Normal Mode with Thyme, Basil, and Oregano enabled
I Really Don't Beleaf It	Complete Hard Mode with Thyme, Basil, and Oregano enabled
It Begins	Kill a total of 100 enemies
Junk and Junker	Destroy the Scrap Car on Hard Mode
King Potato	Destroy the Recliner on Hard Mode
Lazy Man	Destroy the Recliner (Unlocks The Whisk)
Legion of Breakfast	Kill a total of 1,000,000 enemies as a community. (Unlocks Teapot)
Lord of Breakfast	Obtain a score of 1,000,00 (Unlocks Tea)
Make Paula Proud	Consume 10 Butter Sticks in a single run (Unlocks Tub O' Butter)
No Escape	Kill a total of 1,000 enemies
No Man All Machine	Die a total of 50 times
Not Afraid	Destroy the Dread Gazebo (Unlocks Goatmeal)
Oven of Legend	Complete Hard Mode as The Toaster Oven
Oven of Myth	Complete Normal Mode as The Toaster Oven
Sitting in a Tin Can	Discover the Secret Level
Sniper of Breakfast	End your run after entering Hard Mode and have an accuracy of 75% or higher with your basic weapon.
Spotless	Make it through the Bathroom without being hit (Unlocks Weisswurst)
Takes Two to Tango	Keep a melee enemy on screen for 30 seconds
Teapot of Legend	Complete Hard Mode as The Teapot
Teapot of Myth	Complete Normal Mode as The Teapot
The Artillery	Save this ally by using Super Foods with your fellow champions!
The Mighty Fall	(no description)
The Most Important Meal	(no description)
The Spice Must Flow	Complete Normal Mode with all spices enabled
The Stars Look Very Different	Destroy the Ultimate Evil on Normal Mode
Thyme for Strategy	Destroy any boss after it has enraged due to the Thyme spice being enabled
Toaster of Legend	Complete Hard Mode as The Toaster
Toaster of Myth	Complete Normal Mode as The Toaster
Unlock Avocado	Discovered from Boss Kills
Unlock Bacon	Starter Food
Unlock Bagel	Discovered from Boss Kills
Unlock Blueberries	Destroy 1 Boss
Unlock Butter Stick	Die a total of 10 times
Unlock Butter Tub	Die a total of 25 times
Unlock Cherry	Discovered from Boss Kills
Unlock Coffee	Destroy 50 Bosses
Unlock Croissant	Destroy 30 Bosses
Unlock Goatmeal	Destroy 5 Bosses
Unlock Hardboiled Egg	Destroy 10 Bosses
Unlock Kiwi	Discovered from Boss Kills
Unlock Milk	Destroy 35 Bosses
Unlock Pear	Discovered from Boss Kills
Unlock Pomegranate	Starter Food
Unlock Potato	Discovered from Boss Kills
Unlock Pretzel	Destroy 25 Bosses
Unlock Sausage	Starter Food
Unlock Semmel	Destroy 15 Bosses
Unlock Steak	Starter Food
Unlock Strawberry	Discovered from Boss Kills
Unlock Tea	Destroy 40 Bosses
Unlock The Fiery Inferno	Save this ally by destroying countless bosses with your fellow champions!
Unlock The Impenetrable Shield	Save this ally from legions of enemies with your fellow adventurers!
Unlock The Mad Wizard	Save this mind-addled ally from the clutches of a boss monster!
Unlock The Peoples Hero	The Adventure Begins
Unlock Weisswurst	Destroy 20 Bosses
Warrior of Breakfast	Obtain a score of 10,000 (Unlocks Milk)
What are you?...	Die a total of 500 times
Whisk of Legend	Complete Hard Mode as The Whisk
Whisk of Myth	Complete Normal Mode as The Whisk
You've Really Made The Grade	Destroy the Ultimate Evil on Hard Mode