Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
Alive	Made it to the end without dying.
Beeroisseur	Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.
Beloved	Your company threw a surprise party for you.
Bionic	It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!
Blockbuster	Saw the White House blow up.
Bodyguard	Escorted the President from the White House.
Bright	Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!
Canuck	Fled to Canada.
Celebratory	Celebrated a birthday party.
Celebrity	Mark wrote a positive article about you.
Character	Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.
Chatty	Your robot passed the Turing Test.
Chipped	Got a chip in your head.
Cleared	Got a Top Secret clearance.
Crimefighter	You and the Crusader fight crime.
Cultist	Started a cult around your robot.
Doctor	Earned your doctorate.
Doubled	Made a robot double of yourself.
Elfin	Your robot was a good little elf.
Escapee	Loyal robots freed you from prison.
Filial	You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
First Mate	Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.
Florist	Made use of the language of flowers.
Founder	Started a new country.
Gadgeteer	Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.
Gourmand	Your robots tried lutefisk.
Hacker	Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.
Halloweener	Attended Mark's costume party.
Hat Trick	Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.
Heartbreaker	Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.
Hero	Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.
Holiday	Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.
Honored	You were honored at the White House in your old age.
KITTy	Made a deal to design intelligent cars.
Kingmaker	Gave your robot control over all the other robots.
Kinkadian	Made some popular paintings.
Knifethrower	Threw throwing knives with Juliet.
Ludophile	Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.
Lunatic	Your robots headed for the moon.
Mastermind	You basically rule the world.
Neurosurgeon	Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.
Nostalgic	Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.
Novelist	Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.
Numismatist	Earned a coin.
Officiant	Presided over a human-robot wedding.
Oracle	Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.
Pardoned	Freed from jail by order of the President.
Partybot	Your robots got a little tipsy.
Patriot	America won the war.
Philanthropist	Started a large charitable organization.
Pickled	Electrified a pickle. How romantic!
Rebellious	Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.
Rebel	Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
Resilient	A company you founded survived its startup phase.
Robophile	Married a robot.
Rocker	Played Freebird. Sort of.
Rockin'	Learned a password.
Safecracker	Got inside the Top Secret room.
Scholar	Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.
Shakespearean	Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.
Sidekick	Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.
Singular	Joined the collective mind of the robots.
Somethingian	I'm very sure that's a real religion.
Spacefarer	Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.
Spook	Accessed the government's master intelligence database.
Spouse	Got married!
Terrible	Died in the earliest possible place.
Tragic Hero	Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.
Transformative	Made robots that are more than meets the eye.
Trio	Had a very special night with your two loves.
Trophy	If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?
Warlord	Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.