Shooting Gallery

-Begin the game, walk into the house, and get the short tour from the maid.
-Afterwards, walk to the end of the hall, towards the door near which there lies a health pack.
-Shoot the two square panels near the top of the door.
-The door should open, and inside you'll be treated to a 10 level mini-shooting gallery. It's pretty hard (not much time to play balance easter eggs), so if you can beat it, send us a screenshot.

Patrick Strikes Out

-Hit Tab
-Enter "Open Manor_Entranchall_night_ReturnFromCove" (yes I think that's the longest level name in the game...)
-Walk through the first set of doors, and hang a left. A maid will come out.
After you've talked to her, follow her and hang around for a bit. Perhaps she's not doing anything later tonight.. besides exercising, that is.

Giant Sheep

-Hit Tab
-Enter "Open Monastery_Present_Cove"
-Play through the level until you have jumped into the ruined building (from the barn)
-Head to the upper level of this building
-Look for a plank that is extended towards the farm (this is where some howlers were jumping around when you first got into the building)
-Jump up and down at the end of the plank a few times, and you'll see our version of the staypuft marshmallow man

Miniature Theater

-Hit Tab
-Enter "Open Manor_EntranceHall_FromKitch"
-Head towards the paintings on your left
-Jump and try to reach the top of the two outermost paintings. They will become slightly recessed and you will hear a click when you're successful.
-Watch the show

Disco of Death

-Hit Tab
-Enter "Open Oneiros_HowlingWell"
-Fly up to the big building. Walk in, and down the stairs. Look for a square button on the wall (near the big purple magic field thingy). Uh, push it.
-Go back outside. Fly up onto the roof of the building and scrye. Look for a small purple haze, and fly towards it.
-Getchur groove on