Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
After Party	Get Jed's sexual ending.
Always Faithful	Get Phil's romantic ending.
Cavity Search	Get your cavity searched.
Cookolding	Cuckold someone for poor culinary skills.
Cupcake Is Good	Enjoy a cupcake.
Darwin Award	Jump up and down in a broken elevator.
Dat Ass	Taste one of life's finer pleasures.
Destroyer	Destroy a construction site.
Doin' It: Desk Edition	Get busy on a desk.
Film Buff	Make it through the award winning film, "While I Sleep"
Friends and Lovers	Get Ian's romantic ending.
Honor Roll	Graduate with honors.
Hostage Situation	Survive a kidnapping.
Isn't It Romantic	Get Amos's romantic ending.
Just Desserts	Try an exotic ice cream flavor.
Love Knows No Bounds	Romance your pet fish.
Milk Drinker	Drink milk like a boss.
Monkeying Around	Go with Ian to South America.
Mug Shot	Get your mugshot taken.
Music Maker	Get Jed's romantic ending.
Plant Killer	Uproot a plant for a loved one.
Puttin' On The Ritz	Wear a top hat.
Save the Fish	Take a laxative.
Snip Snip	Sell a personal item that belongs to a famous pop star.
Teacher's Pet	Get Alex's romantic ending.
The Bad Roommate, Part One	Use Ian's lube.
The Bad Roommate, Part Two	Use Ian's toy.
The Powers That Be	Attempt to take down your university's corrupt athletics department.
The Rickroller	Commit the crime of rickrolling.
Touchdown	Get Brad's romantic ending.
Trivia Buff	Win a game of trivia.
Wallbreaker	Break the fourth wall.