Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
A Real Achievement!	Obtained a real achievement! Hurray!
Are you blind mate?	Trip into all three breakable objects in the starting area.
Boared	Got killed by a boar...
Can you make this part easier?	Wait long enough for the patrolling guards to stop patrolling in level 4.
Cooking Class	Get educated in level 7.
Earth, Wind & Fire	Die in a to a collapse, by gravity or die in a fire in level 5... or maybe take a little shock.
Hopeless	Die of a panic attack.
Let me back in	Tried to get back into the starting area in level 6.
My Little Pony	Got too intimate with an equine in level 13.
Natural English Habitat	Met the chav in level 12.
Premature Attackulator	Get caught by a secretary in level 3.
Pukeurai	Met a Japanese Warrior in level 9.
The boy next door	Met the local in level 7.
You mad, bro?	Poke the sleeping guard in level 2.