Successfully complete the listed task to unlock the corresponding achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
Bigger, Better, More Badasserer	Win 3 chainsaw duels.
Bleep bloop!	Get all achievables. Open presents, jump jump, squirtgun fight, kill squid, watch credits.
Game Reviewers Shall Be Pleased	Unlock Pretty Princess Difficulty.
I Did Not Use A FAQ For This	Collect all Ghost Beads.
In The End I Am Free	Beat the game on any difficulty as Yuki.
Lead Dishwasher	Beat the game on Samurai difficulty as The Dishwasher or Yuki.
Limb Storm 20XX!	Violently separate 100 enemies.
See, I Have Made Them Better	Spray three expensive paintings with their owners' blood.
The Disease is Dead	Kill Yuki's Demon.
They Totally Chopped My Arm Off	Escape from Iffenhaus Space Prison.
Twitch Game Master Extreme Ultra	Beat all Arcade levels.
We'll Purge and Purge	Beat the game on any difficulty as The Dishwasher.