#01-Don't forget to floss every day
#02-It's never too early to invest in a personal IRA
#03-Start building credit as soon as possible
#04-Stand up for yourself-don't let anyone disrespect you
#05-Everyone needs to know how to use power tools
#06-Don't trust anyone who likes their meat well done
#07-LaserDisc is clearly the superior video format
#08-Drink a full glass of water in the morning to help wake up
#09-Don't use metal utensils on nonstick frying pans
#10-If you're parking uphill, be sure to turn your tires towards the street
#11-It's rude to ask people about their mysterious hand tattoos
#12-Moving pictures is hands down the best Rush album
#13-Buy quality, not quantity
#14-Shave with the grain
#15-You always have time for a beer with your buds
#16-Always use a coat of wax after a wash
#17-Nothing can beat reading in print
#18-Always carry a pocket knife
#19-Use your hips when throwing
#20-Keep your word
#21-Eat a lot of broccoli
#22-Drinking too much water can cause water intoxication
#23-Take care of your health while you're still young
#24-Always help a friend in need
#25-Drink plenty of water
#26-Exercise regularly and you'll stay healthy!
#27-Don't eat too close to your bedtime
#28-Always check the card reader at ATMs before you swipe
#29-Medicine is not always the best medicine
#30-Always bring a war chest
#31-You're young, you have your health, now is the time to take risks
#32-You can't beat the whammy bar
#33-The solo from Kid Charlemagne is the greatest guitar solo ever recorded
#34-Peter Weller actually has a PHD in history
#35-It's called masking tape for a reason
#36-Trust no one
#37-If you press the ignition too long you'll just flood the engine
#38-The extended cut is the only cut worth watching
#39-They really stepped up the production value in Episode V
#40-Managing debt is just part of being an adult
#41-Run through the finish line
#42-What you do, when you don't have to, will determine where you'll be when you can't help it
#43-When lifting weights, use proper form and a full range of motion
#44-Gas is cheaper in the suburbs
#45-Do what you love and the money will come
#46-Do it once, do it right
#47-Don't skip the corners
#48-Eat plenty of carbs the night before a big game
#49-If the police are driving behind you, don't give them probable cause to pull you over
#50-Try to drive in a way where you never have to use your brakes
#51-You can save bookmarks directly to your desktop
#52-A bird in the hand is better than a bird in the eye
#53-Pet every dog
#54-Have you ever read Rich Dad Poor Dad?
#55-Liquor before beef, you're in the clear
#56-Go ask your mother
#57-If life gives you lemons, parsley, onions, and eggs… make a really nice omelet
#58-Practice makes permanent
#59-First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairiest chest
#60-Never give up, never remember
#61-That quirky lab assistant from NCIS just reminds me of you
#62-Whistle while you work
#63-Please remember to call us once in a while
#64-Get whatever job you want, just make sure it has health insurance
#65-Grow your own vegetables. It's cheaper, I think
#66-It's okay if you don't come in first, just make sure you have health insurance
#67-Try to exercise regularly
#68-Sleep is important! Make sure you're getting enough
#69-It's okay to cry if you're feeling sad
#70-Make sure to sweep under your tent so you don't sleep on rocks
#71-Good tire pressure is essential to optimal mileage
#72-The only acceptable time and place for decaf coffee is never and in the trash
#73-When changing a tire, make sure to tighten the bolts in a starfish pattern
#74-Anyone who tells you that a drink isn't manly has never known heartache
#75-Call someone if you're thinking about them. They probably want to hear from you
#76-If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all
#77-Don't smoke
#78-Try not to make assumptions about people
#79-Don't trust gas station egg sandwiches
#80-Please don't pirate games
#81-It's better to be early than late
#82-Eat a balance meal every day that includes vegetable, fruit, and protein
#83-Minimize eating fried foods, candy, and sweets
#84-Treat people better than they treat you
#85-Be generous and kind to everyone
#86-Always try your best at everything
#87-Spend less money than you make
#88-Pay your bills early
#89-Look at situations positively
#90-Always try to make others around you happy
#91-Smile as often as you can, it will make others around you comfortable.
#92-You're never too busy or important to be kind to others.