Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
A Whole Benz Full	Reach the Strip Club.
Black Helicopters	Find 5 Secret Areas.
Bleedin' Thumbs	Beat Quest For The Laser-Nipples in one play session.
Conspiracy Theory	Find a Secret Area.
Fo' Shizzle My Nipples	Recover the Laser-Nipples.
Missile Bait	Touch 100 Black Stars.
Popetastic	Light the Pope-Signal.
Starry-eyed	Score at least 5000 points, total, from the Quest for the Laser-Nipples levels.