Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
6th Street Blockade	Defeat the 6th Street Blockade level. Good-for-nothing riot cops.
Above The Law	Defeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady.
Anarchy Way	Defeat the Anarchy Way level. Extra points for curb stomping anarchists.
Ash Vickers	Defeat any level using Ash Vickers.
Bad Trip	Collect the following items: 25 Mushrooms
Bash Brothers	Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.
Battle Royal	Defeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund.
Big Hans Crimelord	Defeat Big Hans and his band of ruffians.
Bill's Storage	Defeat the Bill's Storage level. We wanted to bid on locker #5. Too late now.
Brother Antlers Crimelord	Defeat Brother Antlers, the psychotic cult ruler.
Chairman Kodoshin	Defeat any level using Chairman Kodoshin.
Cheese Head	Collect the following items: 5 Pieces of Cheese
Coffee Shop Hipster	Collect the following items: 1 Coffee Container, 5 Books, 1 Pair of Glasses
Corpse Thrower	Defeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him.
Cultist Crusher	It's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement.
De Capitan	Complete any level with De Capitan.
De Capitan Low Blow	Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Leg Sweep Attack.
De Capitan Masked Avenger	Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Superman Punch Attack.
DerbyBall All-Stars	Defeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson.
Dogsworth McFreedom	You threw a dog and killed someone. We're calling Animal Protection.
Dr. Karate	Complete any level with Dr. Karate.
Dr. Karate Foot Power	Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Flash Kick.
Dr. Karate Kick Master	Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Crane Kick.
Dracogen Lab	Defeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments.
Dry Viaduct	Defeat the Dry Viaduct level. This city could use some gentrification.
Fan Favorites	Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper.
Foreign Object	Defeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher.
Fruit Kicker	Collect the following items: 100 Pieces of Fruit
Fuel Efficient Smack Down	Show that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him.
General Kony Crimelord	Defeat General Kony and his army of vile thugs.
Grave Digger	Defeat an enemy on the Cemetery Level with a shovel.
Grizzly Yves Crimelord	Defeat the devilish Grizzly Yves and his seafaring followers.
Hapless Romantic	Collect the following items: 2 Perfumes, 2 Bottles of Wine, 2 Rings, 1 Red Rose
Helicopters	Defeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now.
Hella Derby Smash	Defeat 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Slide Sweep Attack.
Hella Fistgerald	Complete any level with Hella Fistgerald.
Hella Heart Breaker	Convert 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Flirtatious Kiss Attack.
High Fructose	Defeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola.
Hijackers Beware	Defeat all of the hijacked delivery truck levels. And capitalism is restored!
Hoarder	Collect 100 unique items.
Jump Kicker	Real men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack.
Junk Food Glutton	Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Cola, 1 Cupcake, 1 Muffin, 1 Cheesecake, 1 Icecream Sandwich
Karate Hell	Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald.
Kid Justice	Complete any level with Kid Justice.
Kid Justice Bully Beatdown	Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Flash Dive Attack.
Kid Justice Schoolyard Smash	Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Eye Gouge Attack.
Kid Keeper	Defeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper.
King Street	Defeat the King Street level. You're a real tough guy.
Lady Chop Chop	Defeat Lady Chop Chop and her deadly steel blade, AND then complete any level with Lady Chop Chop.
Lock 'n' Load	Confiscate 20 firearms from enemies.
Miss Brazil	Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Brazil.
Miss Canada	Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Canada.
Miss China	Rescue Miss Fist Puncher China.
Miss France	Rescue Miss Fist Puncher France.
Miss Japan	Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Japan.
Miss Mexico	Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Mexico.
Miss Russia	Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Russia.
Miss UK	Rescue Miss Fist Puncher UK.
Miss USA	Rescue Miss Fist Puncher USA.
Nude Beach	Defeat the Nude Beach level. We're sorry for putting you through that.
Nurse King-Fu Crimelord	Defeat Nurse Kung-Fu, the wicked hospital taskmaster.
O'Grady	Complete any level with O'Grady.
O'Grady Boot + Face	Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Riot Kick Attack.
O'Grady Stun Gun Happy	Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Stun Gun Attack.
One Percenters	Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate.
Orchards	Defeat the Orchards level. And, no, there is not a hidden, apple-picking mini-game.
Picnic Time	Collect the following items: 3 Spunk Sodas, 2 Watermelons, 2 Hotdogs, 2 Hamburgers
Playmore Park	Defeat the Playmore Park level. There are kids out there that want to play on the slide!
Preston Endicott	Complete any level with Preston Endicott.
Preston Endicott Classy Headbutt	Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Headbutt Attack.
Preston Endicott Tornado Kick	Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Tornado Kick.
Prison Warden	Solve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners.
Quentin Le Loup	Defeat any level using Quentin Le Loup.
Roger Crimelord	Defeat Roger atop his tower of doom.
Salsa Party	Collect the following items: 3 Tomatoes, 5 Chilli Peppers, 1 Garlic Clove
Side Scroller	Defeat all of the sidescrolling chase levels. Maybe you should try some Canabalt.
So Thirsty	Collect the following items: 10 Spunk Colas, 5 Sporty Spunk Drinks
Sobtanian Crimelord	Defeat Sobtanian, the beats-loving electro-punk.
Stabby Rascal Crimelord	Defeat Stabby Rascal and his gang of toughs.
Steroid Jackson	Complete any level with Steroid Jackson.
Steroid Jackson Andro Stomp	Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Stomp.
Steroid Jackson Back Breaker	Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Backbreaker.
Steven Dengler	Defeat any level using Steven Dengler.
Street Enforcers	Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.
Stripper Town	Defeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions.
Subway Gas Attack	Defeat the Subway Gas Attack level. Cultists. Can't trust 'em.
Subway Pass	Defeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit.
Take Out The Trash	Defeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair city.
The Beekeeper	Complete any level with the Beekeeper.
The Beekeeper Fatal Sting	Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's Tornado Kick.
The Beekeeper Mega Swarm	Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's bees.
The Milkman Crimelord	Defeat the murdering, mustachioed Milkman, AND then complete any level with Milkman.
Upstairs Downstairs	Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady.
Vegetarian Chef	Collect the following items: 2 Tomatoes, 2 Eggplants, 2 Ears of Corn, 2 Carrots, 2 Green Peppers.
Video Grappler	Defeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni.
Warehouse	Defeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders.
Wharf	Defeat the Wharf level. What's up with that dude wearing shades at night?
Zombie Survival Kit	Collect the following items: 2 First Aid Kits, 3 D Batteries, 2 Walkie Talkies, 1 Flashlight, 1 Duct Tape, 1 Pocket Knife
Zotmeister	Defeat any level using Zotmeister.