Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
Big Balls	Kill Kang.
Boot Camp	Survive the tutorial!
Creeper	Load the crafting menu.
Dogs of War	Destroy the space station!
Fire in the Sky	Survive the asteroid belt.
Goodman!	"The game just called me a f$#!stick!"
Gorbachev	Have mercy. Let the Comrade live.
Hand over Fist	Rip both arms off a mech.
Ho Lee Fuke	Defeat Kang's weird faceship.
I am a Real American	Hatred For None
Into the Void	I understand and I wish to continue.
Ivan Getridov	Kick the Comrade's ass!
More Weirds	Complete level 666.
Nice shootin', Tex	Get an S Rank on level 7-1 or 10-1.
No Respect	Skip Credits.
Pass the Two Million Sunblock	Into the sun. Well done.
Poo Poo Pee Pee	Punch a Toilet.
Push Over	Okay. Fine!
Putin	No peace! Kill the Comrade!
Shot to the Heart	Defeat the Worm's heart.
Slick Willie	Beat any level without taking damage.
Spineless	I am weak.
Sweating Bullets	Destroy the Battle Dome without taking damage.
The Biggest Little	Complete 9-1.
The Level Above Human	Beat Heaven.
These Colors Don't Run	Destory the Cock Sauce Factory.
Tipper Gore	Complete a level with the middle finger censored.
Yeah, BRAH!	Get a million points on 1-1.
You Played Yourself	Destroy bizarro Gamma Ray.
Yuri Gannadye	Kill the Comrade!