Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
1.000.000 Scovilles	Eat a fire item.
A Good Read	Read a special note.
A Heap of Raw Meat	Kill Meall.
An Old Timer	Kill a monster with a Revolver.
Athletic	Collect Marv, Third Lung and Pulp mementoes in one run.
Blue Valentine	Bring a rose to Val.
Body Building	Find three Golden Meats total.
Book Lover	Kill Scourge directly.
Boot for an eye	Kill Eye Taker.
Can I be more unfortunate?	Put your hands into the talking toilet.
Child	Enter the White Room on Meat War.
Dog	Enter the Field Room on Meat War.
Don't Come Near Me	Collect Huge Chin and Nose with Teeth mementos in one run.
Don't interrupt my research!	Kill a monster with a Map.
Don't play with fire, kids	Burn a monster to death.
Feeling Better	Find your first Golden Meat.
Fire safety	Kill a monster with an Axe.
First fall	Die.
First steps	Complete three floors total.
Gentle hugs	Kill Carre.
Golden eyes	Make 500 gold.
Golden fingers	Make 100 gold.
Golden heart	Make 1000 gold.
Golden tongue	Make 200 gold.
Good Murder	Kill 100 monsters total.
Good father	Throw 500 gold at Son.
Groovy!	Kill a monster with a Shotgun.
Hands up!	Kill a monster with a pistol.
Happy Together	Complete one floor in Co-op.
Hate Me	Kill 500 monsters total.
I AM MEAT	Complete hundred floors total.
I Think I'm Lost	Complete twenty floors total.
I am Unstoppable	Complete twenty floors without dying.
I'll give this one a 0 star rating	Eat a poisoned item.
I'm not a sushi	Kill Needles.
I. AM. DEATH.	Kill 1000 monsters total.
I. NEED. MORE. MEAT.	Get every memento and open the final door.
Infinite pleasure	Kill a monster with a Tommygun.
Killer	Enter the Murder Room on Meat War.
Love through meat	Save her.
MMMEEEAAATTT	Complete 500 floors total.
Meat Child	Enter the White Room on MEATZONE.
Meat Dog	Enter the Field Room on MEATZONE.
Meat Killer	Enter the Murder Room on MEATZONE.
Meat Machine	Complete five floors without dying.
Meat Shlong	Enter the Torture Room on MEATZONE.
Meat Val	Enter the Val Room on Meat Zone.
Merchant Maniac	Buy a key from Golden Eye Taker.
Merchant	Buy a key from Pile of Meat.
Mmm, tasty	Destroy a wall by eating an item.
Multi-Love	Find a multy barrel shotgun.
No Love	The Gut hates you.
Now you see	Lose an eye.
OMG I FOUND A BUG	Kill She in the flashback.
Pacifist Run	Complete any floor without using your weapons once.
Ram of Hell	Kill Castle.
Shlong	Enter the Torture Room on Meat War.
Smothered in Meat	Complete fifty floors total.
Spiky chin	Kill anyone with your Huge Chin.
Stranger in the Elevator	Meet Rose for the first time.
Swim in the Asphalt	Kill Gut Divers.
Taste of Your Own Poison	Kill an Eyetaker with Meat Spear.
Traitorous Bastard	Kill your Meat Bro in Co-op while having Traitorous Bastard memento.
Uh, Which Key is the Right One?	Collect 25 keys total.
Unfortunate Plumber	Kill a monster with a Pipe.
Untouchable	Finish any floor without taking damage.
Val	Enter the Val Room.
Vampire Killer	Kill a monster with a Vein Whip.
Wake Up, Meat	Ressurect your Meat Bro in Co-op.
Where are those diamonds?	Destroy fifty walls total.
Wild Circus	Kill Maneater.