Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
AAAAAaAaaAAAAAH!	Commit 50 suicides
Ace	Score 50 points in Pong
Addicted	Play for 4 hours
Buy New Games Already	Play 500 rounds
Catas-Trophy	Score 30 own goals in Soccer
Counterstriker	Perform 100 kills by deflecting a bullet
Cross Eyed	Play for 1 hour
Deepspace Gung-Ho	Fair and Square10
Fair and Square	Realize 10,000,000 points in Deathmatch
Full Throttle	Score 2000 points in Death Race
Futbolista	Score 50 goals in Soccer
Game set and match	Score 500 points in Pong
Hyperdrive Maraton	Travel a cumulative 3000km
Hyperdrive Massacre	Realize a whoppin' 50,000,000 points in Deathmatch
Hypergladiator	Play 50 rounds
Hyperplayer	Play 10 rounds
In the Fable, the Tortoise Wins	Everyone keep a ridiculously low average speed for the round
Joga Bonito	Score 100 goals in Soccer
Mile High Club	Travel a cumulative 500km
Mirror Mirror	Perform 20 kills by deflecting a bullet
My Pals Come 'Round A Lot	Play 100 rounds
No Joy	Commit 10 suicides
Obsessed	Play for 10 hours
Selfless	Score 5 own goals in Soccer
Slam	Score 100 points in Pong
Speed Racer	Score 500 points in Death Race
Square Eyes	Play for 2 hours
Starting Small	Play one round
Suicidal Tendencies	Commit 25 suicides
Super Dynamic Killing Time	Everyone keep a ridiculously high average speed for the round
The Beautiful Game	Score 500 goals in Soccer
Undying	Win a match without being killed once
We can't stop here	Score 8000 points in Death Race
Whoops	Commit 5 suicides