Itchy the Swordfish: (Story 4 of 33)
Itchy wasn't always the grizzled, alien-attacking warrior that he is today. In fact, he used to be a watercoloring, vegan pacifist. Until oneday an alien invaded Itchy's tank. Itchy tried to reason with the alien, but it wouldn't listen. The alien
ate Itchy's friends and this is when Itchy swore a blood oath to kill all aliens.