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| - Learn about the ultimate genius, Nikola Tesla.
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| - Watch "Night of the Living Dead" ingame
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| - Fight your way through the hatching room.
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| - Watch at least 2 different propaganda movies.
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| - Tinker around with ice-cold cola to get more shotgun ammo.
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| - Build a bomb and blow it up!
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| - Make a little girl scream!
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| - Meet your first fully-grown Homo Novus.
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- For cash, booze and boobies!
| - Take the job, survive the horrible intro and start the investigations.
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| - Fall back to good old stealing to solve a puzzle.
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| - Support the equal rights movement to get out alive!
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| - Drink a bottle of "Bavarian Blinder" and enjoy the effects!
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- HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED!
| - Meet the lunatic who designed this game.
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| - Survive a tentacle-rape-attack without using lube!
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| - Find a vintage adult movie.
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| - Sing a proper song for this beauty...
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| - Ally up with your friendly mutant neighbour!
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- On the wrong side of the jacquerie!
| - Discover why Agent Smith shall never gain access to UBERSOLDAT!
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- Radiation Penis Enlargement
| - It worked on Fukushima Fish, it worked on you!
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- Rotten kitty, undead kitty...
| - little claws of fear, feasting kitty, devouring kitty, your end is near!
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| - Dive in at least two levels in the game.
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| - Force the Haunebu II flying saucer into retreat!
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- Springtime for Hitler and Germany...
| - ...Winter for Poland and France!
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- Still on top of the Food Chain!
| - Survive the first level without getting devoured by hungry mutants.
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- The holy grail of nerdyness!
| - Re-program a C64 to get out of the office.
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- The Schrödinger-Fermi-Paradoxon
| - Find out what two of the greatest minds of mankind did to each other...
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- The secret of the GOLDEN HEAD
| - Find out what the strange voice meant.
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| - Drink some Schnaps with a friendly skeleton.
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- Yog-Sothoths Puppetmaster
| - Resurrect & control a fallen soldier!
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- Your gods are dead - Cthulhu is rising!
| - Get additional informations on the infamous NECRONOMICOM!
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