Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
A Winner is You!	Beat the game.
Big Spender	Buy something worth $300 or more.
Bless this Mess	Bless any piece of gear at the church to +5.
Bow and Widow	Kill the black widow with any bow or crossbow.
Cardinal Sin	Kill an endangered cardinal, but not in real life.
Failure at Fourteen	Fail any mission where possible.
Gold Medal	Pick up a gold-level piece of gear.
Good for Gamblin'	Meet Booger Myers and his piggy wagon.
Hammer Smith	Upgrade any piece of gear to +4.
Holy Hardcore!	Beat the game in Hardcore mode. Yikes!
Holy Moly!	Reach level 13 to fill your prayer book.
How's it Feel?!	Kill the cult leader with any dagger.
It's in the Song!	Die, and get it out of the way.
Loaded	Amass $1000. Wee Hoo!
Punch n' Judy	Kill the albino bat with your bare fists.
River Monster	Kill a Giant Catfish.
Space Maker	Sell something to the shop and free up a spot in your backpack.
Statastical!	Build your total stats to 50 or more!
Stumped!	Get a squirrel to swap out an item on the town's tree stump.
Surfin' Cleric	Play guitar with the Booger Myers Band.
The Real Deal	Kill the demon super boss!!
You're STILL a Cleric!	Beat NG+
You're.. Just a Wizard?!	Buy a wand from the enterprising wizard.