Boss rewards...
	Easter Egg Balloon...
	New names...
	Strange Leaflet passwords...
	Tattoos...
	Various Trophies...

Defeat the indicated Boss with The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device set to the indicated setting to get the corresponding reward.

Baron Von Ratsworth's money clip	Defeat Baron Von Ratsworth with a setting of "2".
Baron Von Ratsworth's top hat	Defeat Baron Von Ratsworth with a setting of "9".
Boss Bat bling	Defeat the Boss Bat with a setting of "8".
Boss Bat britches	Defeat the Boss Bat with a setting of "4".
Cape of the Goblin King	Defeat The Knob Goblin King with a setting of "7".
Glass Balls of the Goblin King	Defeat The Knob Goblin King with a setting of "3".
Rib of the Bonerdagon	Defeat The Bonerdagon with a setting of "5".
Vertebra of the Bonerdagon	Defeat The Bonerdagon with a setting of "10".

Go to the door with a shifting lock in the Lair of the Naughty Sorceress with a Balloon Monkey in your inventory. You will get a new option to use the Balloon Monkey on the door. Do so to get the Easter Egg Balloon that gives you +5 to all stats.

Enter the following names at the "Familiar Rename" screen to have the game automatically give you a new name.
Leave the name of any familiar blank to have it renamed to "No Name McGee".
Name your Ragamuffin Imp familiar "Tatter" to have it renamed to "Spoiler".
Name your Exotic Parrot familiar "Polly" to have it renamed to "Unoriginality".
Name your Blood-Faced Volleyball familiar "Wilson" to have it renamed.

Look at the item on the mantelpiece in the house, which will vary in every game. Then, enter the corresponding password in the Strange Leaflet to get meat and stats.

Mantelpiece item	Password
Carved driftwood bird	plover
Ceramic model of a brick building	plugh
Ceramic model of a white house	xyzzy
Ship in a bottle	yoho

Acquire the three items that the Pretentious Artist has lost then complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding tattoo.

Tattoo	How to unlock
"42"	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Terrycloth Tackle equipped.
Accordion	Complete a softcore ascension as a Accordion Thief.
Axe	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform equipped.
Beer	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Frat Boy Ensemble equipped.
Black "I"	Complete one hardcore ascension.
Black "II"	Complete two hardcore ascensions.
Black "III"	Complete three hardcore ascensions.
Black "IV"	Complete four hardcore ascensions.
Black "IX"	Complete nine hardcore ascensions.
Black "V"	Complete five hardcore ascensions.
Black "VI"	Complete six hardcore ascensions.
Black "VII"	Complete seven hardcore ascensions.
Black "VIII"	Complete eight hardcore ascensions.
Black "X"	Complete ten hardcore ascensions.
Black "XI"	Complete eleven hardcore ascensions.
Black "XI+"	Complete twelve hardcore ascensions.
Black Helmet	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Black Armaments equipped.
Broken Bottle	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Frat Warrior Fatigues equipped.
Bugbear	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Bugbear Costume equipped.
Burning Tire	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia equipped.
Cloaca-Cola	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Cloaca-Cola Uniform equipped.
Clock	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Time Trappings equipped.
Clockwork	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Clockwork Apparatus equipped.
Clown	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Terrifying Clown Suit equipped.
Crimbo Pineapple	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Tropical Crimbo Duds equipped.
Disco Ball	Complete a softcore ascension as a Disco Bandit.
Duct tape	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Tapered Threads equipped.
Dyspepsi	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform equipped.
Egg	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Grass Guise equipped..
El Vibrato	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the El Vibrato Relics equipped.
Elbereth	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Yendorian Finery equipped.
Fourty Two	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Terrycloth Tackle equipped.
Gnauga	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Gnauga Tattoo equipped.
Greasy Bacon	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Tawdry Tramp Togs equipped.
Heart	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise equipped.
Helmet	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Antique Arms And Armor equipped.
Hobo Glyph	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Hodgman"s Regal Frippery equipped.
Jellyfish	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Encephalic Ensemble equipped.
Light	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Bow Tux equipped.
Log	Complete a softcore ascension as a Seal Clubber.
Loser	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Furry Suit equipped.
Maple Leaf	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the OK Lumberjack Outfit equipped.
Martini	Acquired randomly when drinking Martinis.
Meat stack	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Bounty-hunting Rig equipped.
Ninja	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Hot And Cold Ninja Running Suit equipped.
No Beer	Complete a hardcore teetotaler ascension.
No Pasta	Complete a hardcore boozetafarian ascension.
Palette	Find The Pretentious Artists 3 Items.
Palm Leaves	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Palmist Paraphernalia equipped.
Pasta Spoon	Complete a softcore ascension as a Pastamancer.
Peace	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Filthy Hippy Disguise equipped.
Pickaxe And Shovel	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Mining Gear equipped.
Pile of Garbage	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Vile Vagrant Vestments equipped.
Pirate	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Swashbuckling Getup equipped.
Pixel	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the 8-Bit Finery equipped.
Present	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Crimbo Duds equipped.
Radio	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Radio Free Regalia equipped.
Recycling	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Glad Bag Glad Rags outfit equipped.
Salad	A one in four chance of acquiring this tattoo every time you eat a delicious salad.
Saucepan	Complete a softcore ascension as a Sauceror.
Scientific Oxygen Diagram	Complete a hardcore oxygenaerian ascension.
Snowballs	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments equipped.
Snowflake	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear equipped.
Sparkling Accordion	Complete a hardcore ascension as an Accordion Thief.
Sparkling Disco Ball	Complete a hardcore ascension as a Disco Bandit.
Sparkling Log	Complete a hardcore ascension as a Seal Clubber.
Sparkling Pasta Spoon	Complete a hardcore ascension as a Pastamancer.
Sparkling Saucepan	Complete a hardcore ascension as a Sauceror.
Sparkling Turtle	Complete a hardcore ascension as a Turtle Tamer.
Star	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Star Garb equipped.
Super Sparkling Accordion	Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as an Accordion Thief.
Super Sparkling Disco Ball	Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Disco Bandit.
Super Sparkling Log	Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Seal Clubber.
Super Sparkling Pasta Spoon	Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Pastamancer.
Super Sparkling Saucepan	Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Sauceror.
Super Sparkling Turtle	Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Turtle Tamer.
Turtle	Complete a softcore ascension as a Turtle Tamer.
WAR	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the War Hipppy Fatigues equipped.
White "I"	Complete one softcore ascension.
White "II"	Complete two softcore ascension.
White "III"	Complete three softcore ascension.
White "IV"	Complete four softcore ascension.
White "IX"	Complete nine softcore ascension.
White "V"	Complete five softcore ascension.
White "VI"	Complete six softcore ascension.
White "VII"	Complete seven softcore ascension.
White "VIII"	Complete eight softcore ascension.
White "X"	Complete ten softcore ascension.
White "XI"	Complete eleven softcore ascension.
White "XI+"	Complete twelve softcore ascension.
Wreath	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Arboreal Raiment equipped.

Trophy	How to unlock
100 Pound Load	Get a Familiar total weight of 100.
300 Pound Load	Get a Familiar total weight of 300.
99 Red Balloons	Multiuse 99 red balloons simutaneously.
All Things In Moderation	Have 11 Fullness, Drunkeness, and Spleen simutaneously.
Amateur Tour Guide	Have ten Different 90-100% Favorite Familiars in your Ascension History.
Apprentice Meatsmacker	Discover 50 meatsmithing recipes.
Awwww, Yeah	Defeat 240 black puddings.
BAM!	Discover 150 food recipes.
Best Meal of My Life	Eat 60 White Citadel Burgers, 10 White Citadel Fries, and drink 4 Cherry and Diet Cloaca Colas.
Big Boat	Take 1000 shore trips.
Big Boss	Defeat Boss Bat, Goblin King, and Bonerdagon at level 11 Canadia setting.
Black Hole Terrarium	Get a Familiar total weight of 500.
Bouquet Of Hippies	Eat 420 herb brownies.
Brass Bowling	Get the trophy in the Strange Leaflet quest.
Brave Sir Robin	Run away from 100 battles.
Bringer of Storms	Use 100 chaos butterflies.
Cantina Commander	Discover 100 booze recipes.
Clockwork Trophy	Find ten clockwork keys in one ascension.
Cool Customer	Have Coldform and at least 100 bonus Cold damage/spell damage.
Cross Pattee Alisee Tattoo	Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Roy Orbinson disguise equipped.
Crossroads	use 50 scrolls of Ancient Forbidden Unspeakable Evil.
Der Toastieb	Get toast from a PVP fight.
Dirty Laundry	Have thirteen Spooky Pirate skeletons in your closet.
Disgusting Cocktail	Drink five tomato daiquiris.
Dreadful, Just Dreadful	Have Spookyform and at least 100 bonus Spooky damage/spell damage.
Duke Of Disco	Achieve level 30 as a Disco Bandit.
Easy Come, Easy Go	Discard 1 pretty flower.
Eerily Skilled	Make all six Spookyraven Manor skills permanent.
Extinctionist	Kill all Dungeons Of Doom monsters 120 times.
Failure To Communicate	Eat 50 lucky surprise eggs.
Festive Dismemberment	Acquire the Missing Fingers effect by using a Knob Goblin firecracker on the Fourth Of July.
Friend Of Elves	Defeat ten Reindeer in the Crimbo Town Factory.
Friend Of the Devils	Summon any combination of thirty demons in the Summoning Chamber.
Gadget Inspector	Obtain ten Clockwork Keys from the Thugnderdome.
Gender Bender	Get thirty sex changes in the Sleazy Back Alley.
Golden Meat Stack	Accumulate 1,000,000 meat in Hardcore.
Golden Spatula	Discover 50 food recipes.
Golden Yeti	Spend 100 turns protesting yeti slaughter.
Gourdcore	Get all gourd potions in one hardcore ascension.
Honky Tonk Hero	Discover 50 booze recipes.
Hothouse Hero	Have Hotform and at least 100 bonus Hot damage/spell damage.
I Heart Canadia	Drink 30 White Canadians.
I Love A Parade	Use eleven handfuls of confetti at once.
Jack Of Several Trades	Get all gnome skills permanently.
Journey Meatsmacker	Discover 100 meatsmithing recipes.
Let My Bugbears Go	Visit the Bugbear Pens in a bugbear outfit after freeing them from the Spooky Gravy Fairies and get the One Day in the Life adventure.
little Boat	Take 100 shore trips.
Little Chickadee	Get 1,000 Drunkeness.
Maestro Of Mariachi	Achieve level 30 as an Accordion Thief.
Malodorous	Have Stenchorm and at least 100 bonus Stench damage/spell damage.
Master Meatsmacker	Discover 150 meatsmithing recipes.
Master Paster	Discover 69 meatpasting recipes.
Melon Baller, Shot Caller	Discover 100 food recipes.
Moderation In All Things	Have 11 Drunkenness, Fullness, And Spleen.
Palindrophy	Get a pagoda.
Pantsless!	Take off your pants at the crossover from 2005-2006.
Phileas Foggy	Drink 80 around the worlds.
Platinum Skull	Eat five spaghetti with Skullheads.
Potentate of Pasta	Achieve level 30 as a Pastamancer.
Preciousss	Discover 30 jewelry crafting recipes.
Professional Tour Guide	Have thirty different 90-100% favorite Familiars in your Ascension History.
Reindeer Hunter	Defeat 100 Reindeer in the Crimbo Town Factory.
Sauciest Saucier	Achieve level 30 as a Sauceror.
Scourge of Seals	Achieve level 30 as a Seal Clubber.
Silver Yeti	Spend ten turns protesting yeti slaughter.
Slapstick Trophy	Discard and slip on three separate banana peels.
Slice And Dice	Ascend with a 20 pound Stab Bat.
Speakeasy Savant	Discover 20 booze recipes.
The Butler Did It	Use the Manual of Labor/Transmission/Dexterity thirty times.
The Ghoul Cup	Eat eleven ghoul goulashes.
The Right Tool For The Job	Adventure for 100 adventures in The Haunted Bathroom with the Gnollish Autoplunger equipped.
The Three Amigos	Donate 1,000,000 meat to each of the three statues in The Hall Of The Legends Of The Times Of Old.
This Lousy Trophy	Be around when ascension started.
Three-tiered Trophy	Consume a three-tiered wedding cake.
Tiny Plastic Trophy	Have all thirty two Tiny Plastic items in you display case.
Trivially Skilled	Permanently get the original skills you start with.
Two-Tiered Tiny Plastic Trophy	Display all sixty four Tiny Plastic Series 2 figurines in your display case.
Tzar of Turtles	Achieve level 30 as a Turtle Tamer.
Weeping Pizza	Eat five white chocolate and tomato pizzas.
Wink Wink Nudge Nudge	Have Sleazeform and at least 100 bonus Sleazy damage/spell damage.
Your Log Saw Something That Night	Type "Laura Palmer" into the notes section of the quest log.