Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
...then blew it up	Blow up Tony.
#hashtag	Found every hashtag.
All in a day's work	Complete Level 6.
Bad Everything Day	Complete Level 3.
Blink 2000 times for yes	Blink 2000 times.
Bronze before Brains	Get bronze or higher on every time trial.
CarPoolin'	Complete Level 4.
Character-driven story	Didn't skip any cinematics.
Feces Happen	Complete Level 1.
Golden Furniture	Get gold on every time trial.
Good job, Sam!	Complete Story Mode Single Player.
Good job, Sams!	Complete Story Mode Co-Op.
Hippie Boy	Went to work without shoes.
HOLY FECES!	Unlock all the Achievements in Manual Samuel.
Made Tony open a cafe...	Tip Tony.
No Child Left Behind	Complete Level 7.
No Refunds!	Complete Level 8.
OK Papa	Complete Level 5.
Piss Perfect	Made no stains on yourself.
RoboCorpse	Kill every robot.
Silver Spoon in his Mouth	Get silver or higher on every time trial.
Skip right to the action	Skipped a cinematic.
Slow down dude!	Drove 150 km per hour.
Stairway to the living room	Didn't fall down the stairs.
Take my breath away	Completed Sams house only breathing in 15 times.
To hell with Hell	Complete Level 2.
Treat yourself twice a day	Drink two cups of coffee.
Wordsmith	Spoke perfectly.