Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
Achievement Number 1	Congratulations!
All gags you can eat!	You found them!
And this is how I met him...	Pants down best looking guy in town!
Are we there yet?	No.
Awww, you didn't have to!	Must've been love!
BRB, gotta catch the train!	It's a bullet-time-train!
BURP	CLOSED.
Babies are evil!	But aren't we all?
Back my fish up!	Pow!
Barbeque in my pants!	It's hot!
Beat dude with another dude!	Where's my dude, dude?
Better call Sos!	He knows all the solutions!
CGAWAVE	It's the new best thing!
Can I get an 'amen'?	No? Ok.
Clear the path!	And get on it!
Closing the gap!	Baby steps!
DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!	Why would you do that?
Date poacher!	At least it worked!
Dead end!	Haha!
Diligent	It's actually quicker this way too.
Do the worm!	Yes!
Do you have a spare asteroid?	I might be addicted.
Everybody clap!	That's a good landing!
Express elevator!	Bye!
Food thief!	The food belongs to the colony!
Forbidden love!	Ahh, will they ever be together?
Giving up is a virtue!	And worth it sometimes too!
Hello World!	I drew this!
I can't believe you've done that!	He was sleeping!
I command this caterpillar!	Go and search for fake money!
I love computers	So good.
I peed your pants	WHAT?
I understand!	It's the language of my people!
Ice Swimming!	It's the new cool thing!
Imma just hide in the corner	Wait for this to blow over.
Is there candy inside?	One way to find out!
It's good to be short!	But not always!
It's my car!	Gotta make sure it smells like it!
It's pants time!	Wow!
Keep your feet on the ground!	Or are you burnt out already?
Learn to love!	That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Let some fresh air in!	Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Made it all the way!	And what for?
Manual trasmission chopper!	They don't make them like they used to!
McPixel is mom now!	Free range mom, too!
Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!	It was just a phase!
My car is so pushy	Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
My people need me!	And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Not THAT game!	What's the word?
Now that's a danger noodle	With a case of nuclear munchies!
Nuclear dumpster diving!	What can we find here?
Ok, bye!	Weeeeeee!
Pee my ride!	Full of gold!
Peealot	Peeing upside down since 2012!
Please don't come again!	Ouch!
Poop goes ploop!	Ploop!
Red Herring	It worked!
Right in the jimmy!	It was in self defense!
Shoot'em up!	Wait, that's not what it's called!
Slay the lamb!	It will bring upon destruction!
Stop beating my game!	Heeey!
Take care of your eyeballs!	Unless you have eyeballs of steel!
Take this on your way down!	Down low!
Thanks for waiting!	You shouldn't have!
That was unnecessary	At least you got an achievement, tho.
That's all of them!	Poor dudes!
The bar for this dive was high!	It was a high dive bar to overcome!
The birth of a salary man	Born to work (aren't we all?)
The day is saved!	Yay!
The defendant is ready!	Objection!
The funniest joke in the world	It even tells you when to laugh!
There is nothing else!	You have found all gags in the world!
This is fishy!	Need to investigate!
This is my missile!	It has been marked!
Throw it all away!	Way to go!
Touchdown!	Wait, wrong sports!
Uno, dos, tres	Quattro!
Way to go!	Feels like the end of the world.
Well done!	Congratulations!
What I always wanted to be when I grow up!	No human, no worries!
What what?	Where did it go?
What's your goal there?	Eh?
Why did you break it?	Someone's gonna need it!
Why did you pick this up?	You know what this is, right?
Wrong wire!	Sorry, you messed up.
Yes	This is the correct thing to do.
You can p** the dog	Can I get a retweet for this?
You can't hitch a bus!	Or can you?
You got hit by a smooth golden bar!	You are now worthy
You have a right to remain silent!	It's only fair!
You scared it!	You monster!
You won't make it back in time	Not a chance.
You're a snack!	...for workgroups!