Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
100%	Unlock all upgrades, view all endings, find all the vinyls, and collect all the crowns in the game.
Bedside Manner	Had a long conversation with your upgrade station S.T.A.B.I.L.E
Buster Run	Beat the game without buying a single upgrade.
Butterfingers	As a result of being defeated, dropped a princess.
Buzz Off!	Beat Dash in Insektia without taking any damage.
Chatty Cathys	See all the dialogue scenes in Heartless Abyss.
Chomped!	Found the hidden monster at the villain museum.
Combustalicious	Defeat 50 enemies with grenades.
Dark Hearted	(Secret)
Dark Pact	Honored the terms of your dark pact with Kaptain Man.
Do Not Pass Go	Witness Dr.Cackle being arrested. (Secret)
Drop The Axe	Drop the kingdom's assembled defenders into the lava pool at Crow's Fortress in Bramble Flats. (Secret)
Existential Terror	Witness the might and fury of Monster-Farrah. (Secret)
Farrahs For Days	Find all three mutant Farrah Days (Secret)
Feeling Motivated!	Listened to the heroes entire motivational speech at Bramble flats.
Feeling Punchy	Defeat 20 enemies with punches.
Good Advice	Tell Mayapple not to drop Dr. Cackle in his Lab. (Secret)
Grenadier	Defeat 20 enemies with grenades.
Harbinger Of Doom	Unlock Farrah's Folly.
Implicated	Read all 16 terminals in Adept Co. and discover who funded the sinister organization.
Jerk With a Heart of Gold	(Secret)
King Crow	Find all the crowns in the game.
Leap Of Faith	Get the first crown in Sukochi.
Lineage of Tyranny	Read all of the portrait descriptions of Crow's Lineage in his wing at the Villain Museum.
New Exhibit	Defeat the Treble Rangers at the Villain Museum.
Office Romance	Have the audience choose Crow to date Becky in 'Would You Date A Supervillain?' (Secret)
Oh, The Huge Manatee!	Defeat 100 enemies with grenades.
Punchmageddon	Defeat 100 enemies with punches.
Punchsplosion!	Defeat 50 enemies with punches.
Scrooge	Counting any amount spent, gather a grand total of 10,000 lucre.
Speed Run	Complete Rattletrack Rails without dying.
Stick and Move	Defeat Guryon in Winterdown without getting hit once.
Stop Hitting Yourself! Stop Hitting Yourself!	Hit the swat van with one of it's own bazooka blasts.
Talk to the Hand	Defeat Mack at Adept Co. without getting hit once.
Technological Superiority	Beat Dash, Guryon and the 8-bit heroes without dying or taking damage at the Bramble Flats.
The Dating Game	You have appeared on the dating game 'Would You Date a Super Villain?' (Secret)
The Purple Pauper	Beat the game having collected less than 1,000 lucre.
The True Mastermind	Achieve S-Ranks on all stages.
Traitors!	Defeat Mechano using only his own missiles.
True Friends	Get the good ending.
Up close and personal	Beat any stage by only punching, without firing a single long ranged weapon.
Virtuoso	Unlock all the music for the Jukebox.
War Machine	Buy every upgrade in the upgrade shop.
What You Always Wanted	Get the bad ending.