Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
999th Way To Die	Kill an enemy by using a gate
A Chest To Die For	Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
A True Hooker	Kill 100 enemies with the hook
A Worthy Sacrifice	Die to a Developer or Tester
Age Of Gunpowder	Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your artisan pistol
Agrianian Javelineer	Kill an enemy with the javelin from 80ft
Anger Management	Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
Angry Bare Shirt	Kill 3 enemies with a single berserk special
Archer	Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Archer
Arr, A Little Help Over Here (secret)	Shield me brothers!
Art Of Defense	Kill a total of 50 enemies with a counter-attack by perfect parrying them
Asleep With The Fishies! (secret)	Die while in combat underwater
Assigir's Challenge	Kill each class on the enemy teams at least once in a row
Axed By The Arc	Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft
Axes Of Evil	Kill 100 enemies using your thrown axes
Belle Of The Ball	Don't drop the soap
Berserker	Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker
Billy The Kid	Kill 3 enemies with the rifle or artisan pistol within 10 seconds
Biting The Hand That Feeds	Kill 10 Developers and/or Testers
Black Powder Finish	Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss
Blitzkrieg	Gain 250 assists in which the killer is an Archer
Block N' Poke	As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
Boom, Headshot!	Kill an enemy with a headshot from your rifle
Butterknifed!	Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
By Odin's Beard!	Gain 100,000 Points as a Viking
Capitalism	Win a round on Forgotten while your team has control of all chests (12+ Players)
Captain	Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain
Captain Blackbeard	Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the cutlass
Captain's Quarters!	Win a game on te_tortuga in under 6 minutes
Chop Chop	Kill 200 enemies using the big axe
City Merchant	Win a round on Townsquare while your team has control of all chests
Clay Pigeon	Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow
Cling, Clang, Clunk!	Kill 4 Heavy Knights with your axe/sword combo in a single life
Cornish Game Hen	Hunt down 15 enemy parrots with the longbow
Coup de Grâce	Kill 4 enemies affected by a single Man-at-Arms special
Crabby Hooker	Kill an enemy with your hook immediately following a roll
Crack Rabbit (secret)	Jackrabbits are close cousins of Jack the donkey
Cross Country	Steal a chest from each team in one life
Crusader	Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the two-handed sword
Did I Do That?	Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special
Dinah (secret)	Fail to realize the usefulness of the cutlass
Ding Dong Death!	Cause an enemy to be crushed by the bell in Gravedanger
Disturbance In The Force	Cause five enemies to be consumed by restless souls in Gravedanger
Do The Hot Sauce	Kill 2 enemies with a single shield dash special
Doeth Thou Scoff Verily?	Directly taunt every enemy class as Man-at-Arms
Dr. Kevorkian	Cause 100 assisted suicides
Early Bird	Be the first one to capture a territory or booty on your team by yourself as a Skirmisher
El Lobizon	Kill an enraged berserker with your artisan pistol
Elizabeth Cross (secret)	For your service against insurmountable odds, we present you
Enemy Of PETA	Kill 1000 enemy parrots
Equal Opportunity Eviscerator	Kill a pirate and knight enemy with a single swing of the two-handed axe
Feeding Fishies	Win a round in tw_tortuga by getting the last kill with the shark or piranhas
Feel My Shaft Within	Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
Fifty Shades Of Gestir	As Gestir kill a single enemy by using all of your weapons on them
Final Strike	Get the final kill in a round of Last Team Standing (12+ Players)
First Blood	Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
Fond Of Sharp Things?	Capture and hold the Weapons Cache for an entire round without losing it once. (12+ Players)
Foot Hand Eye Coordination	Kick a player then kill them with a range weapon while still mid-air
For King And Country!	Gain 100,000 Points as a Knight
French Kiss	Headshot 50 enemies with the crossbow
French Submarine	As a Man-at-Arms, kill 50 enemies while swimming
Frenchy Wenchy	As a Man-at-Arms, kill 3 players with your crossbow in a single round
From Davy Jones' Locker	Kill 5 enemies after you have already been slain
Full Measure	Wipe out 8 players by yourself on LTS in one round (12+ Players)
Garderobes	Oh, wee wee!
Garrison Fort	Cause someone to die by releasing the death barrel in tw_fort
Gestir	Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir
Get To The Choppa	Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special
Giddy Up	Keep control of both territories in Cara for at least 60 seconds (12+ Players)
Go Berserk!	Destroy 3 shields in one life as Berserker
Golden Ball (secret)	Kick a rolling player 10 times
Goldmember	Capture three chests in one life in Booty
Got A Crush On You	Cause an enemy to die from being crushed by a pillar in Cathedral
Grave Robber	Win 3 rounds in a row on Gravedanger (12+ Players)
Great Balls Of Fire	Kill 2 enemies with a single blunderbuss special
Green Streak	Kill 3 enemies in a fart cloud using your dual wield
Grim Reaper	Kill 10 enemies in a single life as the Man-at-Arms
Gunslinger	Kill 5 enemies with your rifle or artisan pistol in a single life
Half Measure	Wipe out 4 players by yourself on LTS in one round (12+ Players)
Have A Nice Trip (secret)	Fall to your death
He Did It To Me!	Kick someone into a hazard after being kicked a second before
Head Hunter	Perform 50 headshots with the rifle
Heart Of Gold	Win a round on Island as the Knights without letting the enemy teams capture a chest (12+ Players)
Heavy Knight	Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
Here's Lookin At You Kid	Send 5 enemies to their deaths in the spike pits of Sandstorm
Hero Kill	Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
Hey, That's Mine!	Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
Holdin' Down The Fort	Win 10 rounds in Fort
Hollywood Physics	Cause 5 enemies to fall to their death by blasting them with your blunderbuss
Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch	Kill 4 enemies with a single keg
Horsin' Around	Contest a horse territory in Cara at least 60 seconds
House Of Wolves	Assist 100 kills with throwing axes
Huscarl	Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Huscarl
I Be Unstoppable!	Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!	Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the short sword
I Get A Kick Out Of You	Kill 100 enemies by kicking them into hazards
I Has A Parrot	Kill 25 enemies with the parrot
I Have Never Lost A Melee	Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
I Shall Feast On Your Bones!	Kill 10 enemies in a single life
I Shall Smite Thee!	Kill 5 enemies in a single life
I Wish To Register A Complaint! (secret)	Parrot dies within 1 second of release
I'll Be Blunt	Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe
I'm A Mighty Pirate!	Gain 1000 Points as a Pirate
I'm Burnin' For You	Cause an enemy to die from the lava in Arena
I'm Invincible! (secret)	Kill 20 enemies in a single life
I'm Too Old For This	Kill 7 enemies with your spear in a single life
Immaculate Immortals	Win a game of Last Team Standing without losing a single teammate (12+ Players)
In Good Company	Play a full round with at least three Steam Friends on your team
Iron Clad Axemower	Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the axe/sword combo
It's Like Weakness Water Three!	Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
Keep The Distance	Kill 1000 enemies with a ranged weapon
Keeper's Finders	Capture and hold at least one territory for an entire round on te_tortuga
Keg Stand!	Kill 2 enemies with a single keg
Keg Whore	Kill 500 enemies with the keg
Kick Up A Fuss	Kill 10 enemies by kicking them into hazards
Kills First, Aim Second (secret)	Use your shield dash special as you fall to your death
Knights Of Ni!	Gain 1000 Points as a Knight
Know How To Aim	Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
Laughing Out Loud (secret)	Oho ho ho, that slaps me on the knee!
Lawnmower	Mow down 100 enemies with the axe/sword combo
Le Lapin Sauté	As MaA, kill 100 players whilst jumping in the air
Legolas	Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
Less Is Moorish	Win a round without capturing a third territory in Sandstorm
Lord Of The Grove	Capture all chests in Pinegrove before the other teams capture any (12+ Players)
Macetro	Kill 4 enemies in a single life with your mace and buckler
Mad Jack Churchill	Kill 3 sharpshooters in a single life with your two-handed sword
Madoff With The Chest	Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
Man-at-Arms	Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Man-at-Arms
Meat Carver	Kill an enemy of each class using your axe/sword combo in a single life
Meat Tenderizer	Kill 100 enemies using your mace
Medieval Justice	In Townsquare, kill an enemy with the cage
Melee God	Kill 5000 enemies in hand to hand combat
Mighty Foot Engaged	Kill an enemy with a kick
Mind Your Own Business	Kill 2 enemies with a single fart special
Mine's Better	Kill both enemy Trinket carriers within 10 seconds
Monsieur Limbhurt	Kill 3 enemies with the halberd while pushing up daisies
Mouse Trap	Kill an enemy in Temple using one of the traps
My House!	Stay in a chest zone for 1 minute when team has winning ticket count of 10 or under
My Precious!	Kill 50 enemies that are carrying a chest
My Sword Skills Are Highly Venerated	Kill 1000 enemies in hand to hand combat
Old Age Doesn't Come Alone	Conquer a territory with 4 other Gestirs
Omlette Au Perroquet	As Man-at-Arms, bash 10 parrots with your buckler
Once Bitten, Frost Shy	Win 10 rounds in Frostbite
One Does Not Simply Walk Into Valhalla	Kill 1000 enemies while enraged
One Man Army	Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket
Only Got One Stone	Kill 2 enemies with a single swing of the two-handed sword
Oops, Did That Hurt?	Cause an assisted suicide
Otzi The Iceman	Cause an enemy to freeze to death in Cathedral
Parisian Harvest	Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
Parlor Tricks	Perform 25 perfect parries against your enemies
Parrot Frenzy	Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life
Parrot Killer	Kill 5 enemy parrots
Parrot Murderer	Kill 100 enemy parrots
Part O' The Crew	Joined the PVKII Official Game Group
Pecker Of Doom	Kill 75 enemies with the parrot
Phluck You!	Kill 75 Sharpshooters using your longbow
Pinned Down	Block 10,000 ranged damage with the shield
Pitchin' A Tent (secret)	They just thought you were happy to see them
Pop, Lock, And Drop It!	Bash a chest out of your enemy's hands using your shield
POW, Right In The Kisser!	Kill 5 enemies with the punch
Powder Party	Kill 2 enemies with a single rifle special
Premature Detonation	Kill 2 enemies with a keg by shooting it with the flintlock
Pride of Odin	The pointy end goes into the other man
Pris De Fer	Kill 100 enemies using your two-handed sword's parry counter attacks
Public Enemy #1	Be Nemesis for 5 players or more
Puppeteer	Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
Purple Heart (secret)	Die 10 times without getting a single kill
Ragnarok Is A Pony	Win 10 rounds on Cara
Ranged Whore	Kill 5000 enemies with a ranged weapon
Retirement Fund	Capture 100 chests as a Gestir
Ringing Bells	Perform 10 headshots from within 10 ft with the rifle on Heavy Knights
Robin Hood	Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
Robyn Hode	Return 200 chests
Sacre Blur!	Kill an enemy while blinded
Sand Blasted	Win a game playing Sandstorm in under 6 minutes (12+ Players)
Seaxmachine	Kill 50 enemies using your seax and shield
See You Next Fall (secret)	Fall to your death 50 times
Seven Years In The Making	Win 7 rounds in Pinegrove
Sharing Is Caring	Pass the Trinket to a teammate 10 times when on low health
Sharp Pointy Teeth! (secret)	That's no ordinary rabbit!
Sharpshooter	Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Sharpshooter
Shish Kebab!	Kill 15 enemy parrots with the spear
Shooter	Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
Skirmisher	Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Skirmisher
Skjalg's Surprise Ending	Win a round on tw_fort using the barrel for the last kill
Sniper Elite	Kill an enemy with the rifle from 110ft
So, Come Take A Drink...	Whilst carrying a Trinket, heal 10,000 points of life to nearby teammates
Some Friend You Are	Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
Souvlaki	Kill 3 enemies with a single spear dash special
Spamalot	Land 15 consecutive arrows
Stop That! (secret)	This is getting far too silly
Street Sweeper (secret)	Son, I am disappoint
Superior Messiah	Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
Swab The Deck, Cabin Boys!	Gain 100,000 Points as a Pirate
Swinger	Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
Sword At A Gunfight	Kill 10 enemies with your pistol who have recently damaged you with a melee weapon
Taste Of His Own	Cause a Skirmisher to die by kicking/bashing the keg back
The Chosen One	Start with the Trinket and end with the Trinket without dropping or passing it (12+ players)
The Governator	Win 3 rounds in a row on Town (12+ Players)
The Last Supper (secret)	Die shortly after picking up a food pickup
The One Who Knocks	Stun 100 enemies with the buckler
The Promised Land	Conquer a territory 3 times in a single life
They See Me Rollin' (secret)	They hatin'
This Is Madness! (secret)	Fall to your death from being bashed
This Is Sparta!	Cause someone to fall to their death by kicking them
This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things	Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
Time Of Need	Defend 5 teammates who are Pushing up Daisies
Trapped Mouse (secret)	Die in one of the traps in Temple that was triggered by an enemy
Traveler	Play at least one full round on a custom map
Treaty Of Friendship	Conquer each Sandstorm territory with the help of at least 2 people every time (12+ Players)
Tree Hugger	Capture a neutral chest first before anyone else in Pinegrove
Tricky Shot	Kill 5 enemies with ricocheted projectiles
Triple Crown	Win 3 rounds for each team on Cara
True Secret Of Sword Fighting	Taunt directly 10 enemies you kill with a melee weapon
Tug The War	Raise the cage on Townsquare for your team and have your team capture all of the chests at the start of the round
Ungrateful	Kill a Developer or Tester
Unlimited Power!	Cause 15 enemies to be struck down by lightning in Town
Valhal Awaits Me!	Gain 1000 Points as a Viking
Variété	As a Man-at-Arms, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
War Has Changed	Dominate an enemy Archer
War, War Never Changes	Dominate an enemy Sharpshooter
Was The Sun In Your Eyes?	Kill 20 enemies in a te_sandstorm's sandstorm
Watch Me Right Hook!	Kill 100 enemies with the punch
Weakling! (secret)	Die from Berserker rage
Well Rounded	As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
Why Did I Bother Lighting That?	Kill an enemy with a tossed keg
Woodsman	Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your throwing axes
Worth The Wait	Block enemy chest zone for 15 seconds while there's at least 1 chest
Ye Scurvy Dog	Kill an enraged berserker with your pistol
YeeHaa!	Win 10 rounds in Desertruin
You Shall Not Pass!	Defend territories from enemies 15 times
You're Not So Special	Kill a player during their special (excluding Berserker and MAA)