Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
Bought the Game	You're the best!
Dev vs. Community	Convince/bother/bribe the dev until everyone gets this achievement.
Dev vs. Player	Beat the dev's score on the last level!
Fifty-Jillion plants in the bounce house!	Place fifty-jillion (100) plants in the bounce house at once.
It happens sometimes...	Have the game run below 30 Frames Per Second.
Now you're dapper!	Buy all the costumes!
Now you've seen everything!	Unlock all the levels!
Pretty Quick!	Get below 8:00 in speed run mode.
Rubber Ducky teaches grammar!	Type the 2nd section of the dialog from the 6th level backwards into the cheat code selector!
Secret: Bouncy Lasers!	Looks like someone just likes firing the Rainbow Gun...
Secret: Flip-da-flop!	Well, it's sorta' in the level...
Secret: It Really is the Best Part	Everyone knows it's the best part!
Secret: It's a Boss!	...or it would have been, anyway!
Secret: No More Snow!	Well, it's still there... just less dire.
Secret: On the Island!	It's a practical paradise, just for you!
Secret: Rainbow Spiky!	This one's not too hard to find...
Secret: The Standout	It's there, it's unique! Just look closely!
Secret: Wrong Way...	I told you to go right, didn't I...?
YOU'RE ADDICTED TO SOCIAL MEDIA!!!	Be addicted to social media.