Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
AFK	Spend one hour inside a 'Xen Wellness Center' sauna without interruption.
Buddy System	Buddy-up with Jonathan.
Crime Averted	Save a fish from suffocation.
DPS LFG	Obtain 1200 DPS at the Shooting Range in Punching Bag mode.
Daily Bonus	Claim a free daily drink at the Mall.
Death Incarnate	Kill 1,000 Enemies.
Death Toll	Prevent a mutation from happening, by any means necessary.
Game Over!	Complete Chapter 1.
Gwyn Simp	Spend at least 5000 Selver in a single Gwyn Machine session.
Homecoming	Visit Dawn's home.
Humanity's Second Chance	Reach the streets.
Humiliation!	Defeat a Juggernaut with your fists.
It's not a bug, it's a feature!	Trigger a Trash Tornado.
Little Plushy Man	Safely return Wilson the Bear to Dawn's home.
Marathon Runner	Take 15,000 steps in a single Campaign save.
Mozzarella Miracle!	Get very lucky by finding a full box of pizza.
Myth, busted!	Cause a toilet to explode without using explosives.
NotEvenRemotelyFair	Die within five seconds of starting a game on Selaco Must Fall difficulty.
Overkill	Kill an enemy with your Fists while having a Bunny Hopper, Protein Shake and Confidence Booster active.
Paper Forever	Fight through the Liancria Office Complex.
Power Overwhelming	Obtain the Railgun Prototype from Starlight.
Pub Brawl	Start an argument at The Broken Seal.
Reporting for duty!	Suit up.
Safe Heaven	Unlock your first Safe Room.
Save the World, bro!	Reach Level 10 in SPACE BRO.
Sharp Shooter	Land a Headshot Kill from at least 70 meters away.
Sharp and Shiny	Obtain all upgrades for a single weapon.
Unionize!	Get 100 Minimum-Wagers in Burger Flipper.