Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
Buff Wreckington	Wreck the Buff Mechington.
High Definition Piss Jugs	Find a jug of piss. For some reason.
I've seen things...	Discover the fate of the Captain of the Hermes.
In the most ass way possible...	Defeat the Buff Mechington with a kick to the butt.
Me time	You know what you did.
That Purple Drank	Drink an explosion potion. For some reason.
To pass a man in the woods...	Cook and eat human flesh.