Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
A Megapint...?	Drink your very first grog.
AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!	Catch fire.
Another one bites the iron	Kill an enemy using metal bars.
Are you ready to rumble?	Get your very first lethal weapon.
Better safe than sorry - use protection	Get full protection when Level Up.
Bloody Knuckles	Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands.
Blurry depth perception	Kill your first Sven-Olof.
Butcher	Kill hundred enemies.
Catch me if you can	Get full agility when Level Up.
Catch the bus with me!	Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel.
Cockadoodledoo!	Find the marvelous Chickenator.
European karaoke king	Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk.
Fire-fighter!	Put out the fire.
Free Of Chains	Release all the chains.
Grumpy Immortal	"Defeat" The Immortal.
Haemochromatosis	Kill yourself with metal bars.
Honk honk!	Kill the clown in the sewers.
Hovering around	Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500.
I cant stand still!	Jump 500 times.
I drink, but I'm not a drunk!	Have three grogs in total.
I like you... but I have to kill you...	Kill your first Orc Warmaiden.
I want to throw up!	Dodge 500 times.
I'm feeling lucky!	Get full luck when Level Up.
I'm getting full...	Eat 500 Gnomes.
I'm going to get a concussion	Dodge hundred times.
I've got the power	Get full strength when Level Up.
Karaoke king	Make the Bard play another song.
MLG 360 no scope kill!	Kill your first Orc Noob.
Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe	Pick up a Mistlefoe.
Master Butcher	Kill 500 enemies.
Meat grinder	Get eaten by a shark.
Meetballs, coming up!	Kill a Billy-Goat.
Mushroom soup of the day	Kill your first Fungoid Bob.
My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!	Kill thousand enemies.
My pants squeak when I walk	Jump hundred times.
Nerd	Read a book from a bookshelf.
No... No... No... that was not meant for you... yet!	Unknown.
Not so hip anymore!	Kill your first Orc Hipster.
Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...	Drink five large grogs at the same time.
Out of bounds	Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit.
Pasta Bolognese	Whoop Ass ten times!
Ripe Meat Off The Bone!	Eat your first grilled chicken.
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling	Dodge twenty times.
Scrambled Eggs	Collect at least hundred eggs.
Self assessed tax return	Kill your first IRS guy.
Slimy... yet satisfying	Kill your first Grumpy Worm.
Spare Ribs	Kill your first Skelton warrior.
Surprise!!	Buy a surpise from Melisande.
Tastes just like chicken!	Eat your first Garden Gnome.
Thats disgusting!	Use the stinky outhouse.
Timber!	Kill the Ent.
Up and down	Jump twenty times.
Yeehaw!!!	Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot.
You are no match for me, Billy!	Kill your first Billy Bob.
You can't stop me, bro!	Kill your first Shotgun Knight.
You're not going to blow me up!	Kill you first Grenadier.
You're not so Big anymore, Boi!	Kill Big Boi.
Your daily dose of Vitamin C	Eat hundred Gnomes.