Cherished Emmy Awards...
	Easy Experience and Loot...
	Tom Cruise Reference...
	Various Steam Achievements...

The South Park television show has thus far won three Emmy awards, for episodes aired during the 2007, 2008, and 2009 seasons. Check the sewer vents while playing the game and you will find Emmy awards, implying that they were flushed down the toilet.

Head to City Wok, where you will find two elf kids near the front of the store. You can attack them and easily defeat them for some quick experience. Then enter City Walk and save your progress before exiting to find that the elf kids have returned. You can repeat the process as often as you like, easily obtaining experience and loot. Make sure that you pick up any goodies they drop, though, since the kids may not materialize if you've left a bunch of stuff lying around.

Visit Stan's house and enter his room, located upstairs. Once there, note the closet to the left. An unseen someone will shut the door to the closet and announce that "I'm never coming out," an apparent reference to the episode in Season 9 of the TV show, "Trapped in the Closet," where Tom Cruise refused to exit the closet.

Achievement	How to unlock
Acceptance	You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Animal Cruelty	You've farted on animals 25 times.
Are We Cool?	You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Ass of Fire	You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Avenger	You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Canadian Handshake	You've farted on people 100 times.
Chinpoko loco	You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Chinpokolypse	You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Clothes Whore	You've collected all of the available costumes.
Daddy Issues	You befriended your father.
Day Walker	You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Dog Whistle	You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Dragon Wrath	You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Elven Hero	You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Face Hoff	You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
First Day in South Park	You completed your first day in South Park.
For the Hoarder	You completed the game without selling any items.
Friends in Strange Places	You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Full Arsenal	You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Gingivitis	Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Heisenberg	You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Inside Joke	While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Irritable Bowels	You shit your pants during a boss battle.
Junk Peddler	You sold 300 junk items.
Just Saying Hi	You've farted on every buddy in the game.
KKK Hero	You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Made This for You	You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Make it Rain!	You've spent $500.
Mastery	You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
More Popular Than Jesus	You made friends with half of South Park.
More Popular Than John Lennon	Everyone in South Park is your friend.
New Kid On The Block	You have joined the KKK.
No Child Left Behind	You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Nonconformist	You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Outpatient	You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Parkeologist	You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Perverted	You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Poco Chinpoko	You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Pulling Mud	In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Re-Buttal	You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Shopaholic	You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Shutout	You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Skilled Defender	Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Stay Down	You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Stick Savior	You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Too Far	You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Truth to Power	You farted on four major authority figures.
Two Girls, One Stick	You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Weapon Proficiency	Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
You bastards!	You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.