Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.

Achievement	How to unlock
Bad at Videogames	Fall off the dock an unacceptable number of times.
Corporate Ladder	Sorry, you can't climb those ladders, but here's an achievement.
Corporate Takeover	Take down Chet's sphere by getting to the controls instead of throwing things at it.
Golden Parachute	Catch big air with a pigeon.
Good at Videogames	Get farther than the developers could in endless mode.
Historical Accuracy	Stage Haymarket reenactment.
Joined the Conversation	Offer friendly riot police officers a coke.
Liberation!	Unlock all three extra workers at level start.
Net Gains	Capture a slippery capitalist in a net.
Not Now	Liberate a building at the worst possible time.
Obtain Boots	Less knockback from fire hoses.
Obtain Bulletproof Vest	Bullets do less damage.
Obtain Chainsaw	So gross.
Obtain Fishing Nets	Trap enemies in place.
Obtain Gas Masks	Dystopian chic.
Obtain Haymarket Bomb	A powerful historical artifact!
Obtain Monkey Wrench	Sabotage shuriken.
Obtain Pipe Wrench	Heavy-hitting pipe fitting.
Obtain Popsi Cans	What a treat!
Obtain Riot Dog	A faithful comrade in battle.
Obtain Riot Shield	I'm rubber, and you're glue.
Obtain Snowballs	Stop your opponents cold.
Obtain Socialized Medicine	Regain Lost Health.
Obtain Solidarity Megaphone	Temporary boost to workers.
Obtain Sunglasses	To better deal with lasers.
Obtain Throwing Wood Axe	Sport of the future.
Obtain Tracksuit	Run faster. Cheeki Breeki.
Pacifist	Get through any street fighting level without throwing anything or hurting anyone.
Skippity Skip, Skip	Get a ride with GuaiHair.
Yeet the Rich	Overthrow the regime.
You Can Definitely Outrun Them	Avoid fighting every segway cop in a level.