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	Steam achievements...

Enter an obscenity as your name, when either being the only player or when other players select "I Don't Care" as their name. Cookie will say "Oh, I see what you tried to do there..." and rename your player to a new name.

Complete the following tasks to unlock the corresponding achievement. To view your achievements and stats in Steam, select "Community", then "My profile", then "View all my games", then the game and view stats.

Achievement	How to unlock
1,000,000aire!	Earn $1000000 lifetime.
100,000aire!	Earn $100000 lifetime.
500,000aire!	Earn $500000 lifetime.
Back Taxes	Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73.
Beast Master	Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding DLC).
Button Banger	Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds.
Consolation Prize	Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement.
Discover Gauntlet of Fire	Find the very important gauntlet of fire.
DisOrDash	Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds.
DisorDat Destroyer	Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly.
DisOrDat Participation Award	Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds.
Film in Your Brain	Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding DLC).
Genius for a Day	Score at least $30,000 over your average.
Great Crowd	Laugh at a an easy joke.
It's Just More of This	Finish an episode.
Jack Attack Dog	Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct without messing up in a 2-player game.
Living in the Past	Get 10 history questions correct (excluding DLC).
Mouth-Breather	Achieve third-highest rating achievement.
My First Time	Screw someone for the first time.
One Teat Short of an Udder	Achieve second-highest rating.
Overconsumer	Listen to all commercials after one episode.
Perfect Attendance	Play episodes 1-73.
Phatty	Get 10 food questions correct (excluding DLC).
Quick-Draw McDumbass	Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times.
Slack Attack	Get -$1 million on a jack attack.
Smelt the Roses	Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second.
Social Outcast	Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights.
Taking It from Behind	Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack in a 2-player game.
The Game's Half Empty	Play episodes 1-37.
The Game's Half Full	Play episodes 1-36.
Turncoat	Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America.
Unicorn	Achieve highest gamer rating.
Vidiot Savant	Get every question right in an episode.