Get at least 1,500,000 points in a single shot in PAINdemonium to play Aftermath (a remixed version of PAINdemonium).
Alpine Ski Lodge: Trophies
Complete the following tasks to unlock PlayStation 3 trophy rewards.
Trophy
How to unlock
12 Days of Crispness ( Bronze )
Find and hit all the green presents in the Ski Area Fun With Explosives.
Ice Breaker ( Silver )
Break all the ice blocks in one run.
Santa's Package ( Bronze )
Bomb Granny with a Throw Present.
Snow Blown ( Silver )
Shoot through all the Snow Blower Launchers in one run.
Snow Ride ( Bronze )
Grab the snowmobile and take a ride to the top of the Ski Run in Fail Village.
Tub Girl ( Gold )
Take the hot tub girl for a ride in the Heiny Mine in Fail Village.
Awards
Complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding award.
1.5 Mil Pain: Have a Pain Score of at least 1,500,000 points.
2 Mil Points: Score at least 2,000,000 points.
20X Combo: Get a combo bar of 20.
3 Mil Points: Score at least 3,000,000 points.
500k Pain: Have a Pain Score of at least 500,000 points.
500k Points: Score at least 500,000 points.
Blue Hair: Grab the old woman.
Bowling Ball!: Grab the bowling ball.
Cross Town: Travel 2,000 feet in a single launch.
Frequent Flyer: Travel over 200 miles.
Grab Master: Make 1,000 Grabs.
King of the Jungle: Grab a Swinging Girder.
Moon Landing: Reach an altitude of 300,000 feet.
Sick and Twisted: Make 500 Grabs.
Take A Ride: Grab the Train.
Block Party
Launch at Granny and drag her down into the subway with you onto the tracks. Block Party is an alternate version of Downtown with the launcher at the other end of town.
Characters
Complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding character.
Character
How to unlock
Dick in Suit
Use Andy Dick to get two pedestrians in the sewers in Block Party.
The Dude
Play the "Bowling" multi-player game twelve times.
Ed The Cow
Use a Grab-Bomb Box to destroy the cow on the Downtown level twelve times.
Ice Tea
Get shot in the "junk" fifty times.
Space Takei
Go 3,000 feet while grabbing a vehicle with George Takei.
Demolition
Play Block party. Get the explosive crate to the left of the construction worker sitting on the rotating donut. Fly into the wall in front of you, then super-ooch over the train tracks towards the police car. You will see a policeman and a bikini-wearing girl. Bomb the girl with the crate, then press R1 followed by Select to start the level again. Repeat this a total of five times to unlock Demolition.
Dick in Suit
Use Andy Dick to get two pedestrians in the sewers in Block Party.
Easier Spank The Monkey mode under the hard difficulty
Under the harder difficulties, it sometimes becomes difficult to locate the monkeys. After a successful launch, press Triangle to start Replay mode. Use free camera view with L2 to navigate the map and find the next monkey you need to hit at no time cost.
Ed the Cow
Blow up the cow on the Downtown stage with the grab-bomb box 12 times.
Fun With Explosives Freestyle difficulty
Get a "Gold" rank in Fun With Explosives under the Painful difficulty setting.
Fun With Explosives Hard difficulty
Get a "Gold" rank in Fun With Explosives under the Normal difficulty setting.
Fun With Explosives Painful difficulty
Get a "Gold" rank in Fun With Explosives under the Hard difficulty setting.
Ice Tea
Suffer 50 shots to the "junk" as described in game.
Mime Toss Hard difficulty
Get a "Gold" rank in Mime Toss under the Normal difficulty setting.
Mime Toss Painful difficulty
Get a "Gold" rank in Mime Toss under the Hard difficulty setting.
Space Takei
Go 3,000 feet while grabbing a vehicle with George Takei.
Spank The Monkey Hard difficulty
Get a "Gold" rank in Spank The Monkey under the Normal difficulty setting.
Spank The Monkey Painful difficulty
Get a "Gold" rank in Spank The Monkey under the Hard difficulty setting.
The Dude
Play the bowling multiplayer game 12 times.
Trophies
Complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding award.
Award
How to Unlock
1.5 Mil Pain
Get a Pain Score of at least 1,500,000
2 Mil Points
Score over 2,000,000
20X Combo
Get a combo bar of 20
3 Mil Points
Score over 3,000,000
500k Pain
Get a Pain Score of at least 500,000
500k Points
Score over 500,000
Blue Hair
Grab the old lady
Bowling Ball!
Grab the Bowling Ball
Cross Town
Travel 2000 feet in one launch
Frequent Flyer
Travel over 200 miles
Grab Master
Make 1000 Grabs
King of the Jungle
Grab a Swinging Girder
Moon Landing
Reach an Altitude of 300,000 feet
Sick and Twisted
Make 500 Grabs
Take A Ride
Grab the Train
Trophies
These are the new trophies for the new PAIN environments.
Unlockable
How to unlock
Everyone's a Winner ( Bronze)
Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics
Handy-Capped ( Silver )
Complete Mad Science! PAINful without grabbing
It's Full Of Cars ( Bronze )
Send the black sedan through the portal in PROBE
Lo Touch ( Bronze Trophy )
Grab teleporting Hung Lo in PAIN Reunion
Secret Santa ( Silver )
Open all the unlocked lockers in PAIN Reunion using Santa
Sore Spotting ( Gold )
Find and hit the alien artifact in both PAIN Reunion and Sports Day and the sports trophy in both PROBE and Afterglow
Trophies
Complete the following tasks to unlock PlayStation 3 trophy rewards.
Trophy
How to unlock
2 Mill Club ( Silver )
Get 2 million.
Affliction Addiction ( Gold )
Get One 100 Million Points in Downtown.
Attention Spam ( Bronze )
Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in Paindemonium, Aftermath, Block Party, Demolition.
Combo Mambo ( Bronze )
Get 15x Combo in Paindemonium, Aftermath, Block Party, Demolition.
Constipated ( Bronze )
Get 100 Strikes in Bowling.
D-Town Destruction ( Bronze )
Get 2,000,000 score in Paindemonium and Aftermath.
Dude Abides ( Bronze )
Use Dude Abides.
Glutton ( Bronze )
Make 30.
Grenade-a-Maid ( Bronze )
Get Exploded 200 times with any female launchable add-on character.
Harder Dick's Balls ( Silver )
Get all of Dicks Balls in the Block Party Dumpster without reset.
Horsin' a Clown ( Bronze )
Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster.
King of Pain ( Gold )
Get All Downtown Trophies.
Ninja pwn ( Silver )
Hit the Target Stuffed Ninja in every Amusement Park Mode.
Pain and Mane ( Bronze )
Play 100 Games of Trauma or Horse.
Pain in the Park ( Bronze )
Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement and After Hours.
Rodeo Clown ( Silver )
Use Ed to Explode 500 barrels in Clown Toss.
Trill ( Silver )
Get Painful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo add-on characters.
UFO
When you are in the slingshot, press [Replay]. Go to any window in front of you to see a UFO.
Unlock Demolition
Look to the left of the construction worker sitting on the rotating donut to see a grab-able explosive crate. Grab this crate and fly into the wall in front of you, and super-ooch over the train tracks towards the cop car. There is a police man and a girl wearing a bikini, bomb her with this crate 5 times (after each successful bombing, press R1 to reset and Select to reset the level) in order to unlock Demolition. This is just like how you unlock Ed the Cow.
Unlock Uranus Invasion
To Unlock Uranus Invasion you have to blow up the alien 10 times with a grabable explosive box.