| Trophy | How to unlock
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| - Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points.
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- Always a Bridesmaid (Bronze)
| - Come in second place 5 times in online games.
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| - Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73.
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| - Get 10 animal questions correct.
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| - Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game.
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- Birth Certificate (Bronze)
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| - Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack.
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| - Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds.
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- Consolation Trophy (Silver)
| - Play 5 hours without getting a single trophy.
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| - Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds.
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- DisOrDat Destroyer (Bronze)
| - Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly.
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- DisOrDat Participation Award (Bronze)
| - Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds.
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- Discovered Gauntlet of Fire (Bronze)
| - Find the very important gauntlet of fire.
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- Film In Your Brain (Bronze)
| - Get 10 movie questions correct.
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- Genius for a Day (Silver)
| - Score at least $30,000 above your average.
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- Incurable Hoarder (Silver)
| - Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack.
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- It's Just More of This (Bronze)
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| - Play all episodes in JACK Pack.
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| - Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up.
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| - Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack.
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- Living in the Past (Bronze)
| - Get 10 history questions correct.
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| - Lose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard.
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| - Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack.
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| - Play 4-player game online.
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| - Achieve the third highest rating.
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| - Screw someone for the first time.
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- One Teat Short of An Udder (Silver)
| - Achieve the second highest rating.
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| - Listen to all commercials after one episode.
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- Perfect Attendance (Gold)
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| - Get 10 food questions correct.
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- Quick-Draw McDumbass (Bronze)
| - Choose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times.
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| - Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack.
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| - Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second.
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| - Finish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights.
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- Taking it from Behind (Silver)
| - Come in from behind to win during the Jack Attack.
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- The Game's Half Empty (Bronze)
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- The Game's Half Full (Bronze)
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| - Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America.
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| - Achieve the highest gamer rating.
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| - Get every question right in an episode.
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| - Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times.
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- We Knew You Could Do It (Platinum)
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