| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| - Attempt to mask your intoxication via greater intoxication.
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| - Take a long sip of water before continuing on with your stunning tirade.
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| - Unsuccessfully attempt to mitigate your evasiveness in the opening questionnaire.
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| - Respond to the French recording in your very best French.
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| - Falsify your way into being touched by a member of the opposite sex.
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| - Speak insincerely with every unimportant person in the game.
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| - 'Accidentally' scratch the felt on the airport pool table.
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| - Awarded in recognition of your contribution to the arts.
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| - Start a new life with your loving family in a better place.
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| - Have your life restored in a manner befitting your worth.
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| - Force an inane conversation about every single car in the showroom.
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