Secret Achievements...
	Special Alternate Ending...
	Various Achievements...

Complete the following achievements to unlock Xbox Live Gamerscore points.

Achievement	How to unlock
Acceptance (15 points)	You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Elven Hero (30 points)	You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Face Hoff (15 points)	You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Inside Joke (15 points)	While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
KKK Hero (30 points)	You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Nonconformist (15 points)	You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Outpatient (15 points)	You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Perverted (15 points)	You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Stick Savior (25 points)	You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Too Far (15 points)	You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Two Girls, One Stick (15 points)	You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

In the mission Beat Up Clyde, if you choose to walk out of the room with Mr. Slave rather than trying to deactivate the snuke, then you will witness a special alternate ending.

Complete the following achievements to unlock Xbox Live Gamerscore points.

Achievement	How to unlock
Animal Cruelty (15 points)	Fart on animals 25 times.
Are We Cool? (15 points)	Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Ass of Fire (15 points)	Kill 20 enemies with Cartman's ass.
Avenger (15 points)	Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.
Canadian Handshake (15 points)	Fart on people 100 times
Chinpoko loco (30 points)	Collect 15 Chinpokomon.
Chinpokolypse (75 points)	Collect all the Chinpokomon.
Clothes Whore (75 points)	Complete all available Costume Sets.
Daddy Issues (15 points)	Befriend your Dad.
Day Walker (15 points)	Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Dog Whistle (15 points)	Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.
Dragon Wrath (15 points)	Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.
First Day in South Park (15 points)	Spend one day in South Park.
For the Hoarder (15 points)	Sell nothing the entire game.
Friends in Strange Places (15 points)	Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.
Full Arsenal (15 points)	Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Gingivitis (15 points)	Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
Heisenberg (15 points)	Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
Irritable Bowels (15 points)	Shit your pants during a boss battle.
Junk Peddler (15 points)	Sell 300 junk items.
Just Saying Hi (15 points)	Fart on each available buddy in the game.
Made This for You (15 points)	Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.
Make it Rain! (15 points)	Spend $500.
Mastery (15 points)	Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid's abilities.
More Popular Than Jesus (30 points)	Befriend Half of South Park.
New Kid On The Block (15 points)	Join the KKK.
No Child Left Behind (15 points)	Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.
Parkeologist (15 points)	Open all garages in South Park.
Poco Chinpoko (15 points)	Collect 5 Chinpokomon.
Pulling Mud (15 points)	Shit Your Pants in battle three times.
Re-Buttal (15 points)	Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.
Shopaholic (15 points)	Complete half of the available costume sets.
Shutout (15 points)	Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.
Skilled Defender (15 points)	Block 100 attacks.
Stay Down (15 points)	Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they're knocked out.
Truth to Power (15 points)	Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.
Weapon Proficiency (15 points)	Score 100 perfect attacks.
You bastards! (15 points)	Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.