Complete the following achievements to collect Xbox Live Gamerscore points.

Achievement	How to unlock	Points
#Hashtag	Found every hashtag	30
...Then Blew It Up (secret)	Blew up Tony	30
All In A Day's Work	Completed Level 6	30
Bad Everything Day	Completed Level 3	30
Blink 2000 Times For Yes	Blinked 2000 times	30
Bronze Before Brains	Got bronze or higher on every time trial	30
Carpoolin'	Completed Level 4	30
Character-Driven Story	Watched all cinematics without skipping	30
Feces Happen	Completed Level 1	30
Golden Furniture	Got gold on every time trial	70
Good Job, Sam!	Completed Story Mode Single Player	50
Good Job, Sams!	Completed Story Mode Co-Op	50
Hippie Boy (secret)	Went to work without shoes	30
HOLY FECES!	Unlock all the Achievements in Manual Samuel	100
Made Tony Open A Cafe... (secret)	Tipped Tony	30
No Child Left Behind	Completed Level 7	30
No Refunds!	Completed Level 8	30
Ok Papa	Completed Level 5	30
Piss Perfect (secret)	Made no stains on yourself	30
Robocorpse	Killed every robot	30
Silver Spoon In His Mouth	Got silver or higher on every time trial	50
Skip Right To The Action (secret)	Skipped a cinematic	20
Slow Down Dude!	Drove 150 km per hour	30
Stairway To The Living Room (secret)	Didn't fall down the stairs	30
Take My Breath Away	Completed Sams house only breathing in 15 times	30
To Hell With Hell	Completed Level 2	30
Treat Yourself Twice A Day	Drank two cups of coffee	30
Wordsmith	Spoke perfectly	30