| Achievement | How to unlock
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- Eighters Gonna Eight (50 points)
| - Played a game with 8 players.
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- Give It The Fingers (50 points)
| - Successfully entered both your quips in a round.
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- He Who Lashes Last... (100 points)
| - Got 70% or more of the votes in the Last Lash.
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| - Entered the same thing as your opponent.
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- Meatloaf Candy (100 points)
| - Wrote "meatloaf candy" and win a battle with it.
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- Quip It Good (100 points)
| - With both of your battles in a round.
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- Quip Pro Quo (100 points)
| - Wrote a quip that Schmitty actually responds to.
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- Quipee-ki-yay! (150 points)
| - You won all of your battles in Round 1 and 2.
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- Sitting Ovation (50 points)
| - Played a game with an audience.
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- The Titular Achievement (200 points)
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