Complete the following achievements to unlock Microsoft Gamerscore points.

Achievement	How to unlock	Points
A Heavy Thinker	Enjoy some cerebrum cider in Principle Square.	20
Black Hog Down	Defeat the Nightmare in Outer Cerebrum.	50
Come full circle	Unlock all memories.	80
Dance like an idiot	Dance with The Jester in The Moral Compass Core.	50
Elementary, My Dear Dusty	Solve the crime in Principle Square.	50
Fight like an idiot	Deal with The Jester in Conviction Lane.	50
Flee like an idiot	Encounter The Jester in Limbic Uplands.	50
GOAAAAAAAAAL!	Score a goal in Principle Square.	20
Heavy Thoughts	Use a Thought Block to kill an enemy.	30
I'm Back at the Surface now	Complete the game.	120
Memory Completionist	Get all Remembrane Shards in every level.	120
Ouch, that hurt!	Get hit in the head by a Coco Bulb.	30
Patient Listener	Listen through the entire work-life-balance argument.	80
Remembering of the past	Unlock your first memory.	50
Repair the Mind Validation Machine	Complete the Ethics Maze.	50
Slam-KABAM	Have a Slammer destroy an enemy.	30
Whac-a-worker	Fulfill the wishes of the Worker Opinion in Principle Square.	20
You're a-MAZE-ing!	Complete the entire Ethics Maze without taking any wrong turns.	100